King Dinosaur Reviews
So, we've sent four of our finest scientists to another world, two of whom happen to be beutiful women. Fair enough, but why do the two smartest women in the world spend all their time cooing over kinkajous, shrieking at the sight of anything, and insisting that they are scared? It looks more like a particularly malicious NASA decided to deport some football players and their cheerleader girlfriends into space. Also, there are no dinosaurs in this movie. Despite the poster and title, the primary antagonist is an iguana, accused of being a space tyrannosaur by our heroes, who then proceed to nuke his island into oblivion, even after they've escaped. You heard me.