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  • Harmony Faith Lane: You could sleep here, but it would only be sleeping, Harry. If that's going to frustrate you...
    ‐ Submitted by George P (2 years ago)

  • Harry Lockhart: You slept with Chuck Chutney! You slept with Chuck Chutney!
    ‐ Submitted by George P (2 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: That's impossible. They don't even know you. They couldn't possibly...
    Harry Lockhart: No, they couldn't. You're right. And since the body can't be here and this is all a dream and oh look, there's Elmo the Elf. Good morning Elmo. What's in your basket?
    ‐ Submitted by Michael M (2 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Okay. You've got thirty of my fucking seconds. Thrill me.
    ‐ Submitted by Jade S (3 years ago)

  • Harry Lockhart: It's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
    ‐ Submitted by Jade S (3 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Is that it?
    Harry Lockhart: No, that's the other corpse from the last guy who stayed here.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Go. sleep badly. any questions, hesitate to call.
    Harry Lockhart: Bad.
    Gay Perry: Excuse me?
    Harry Lockhart: Bad. Sleep bad. Otherwise it seems like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
    Gay Perry: What, fuckhead? Badly's an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Harmony Faith Lane: It's like the city can't get enough of messing with people. Like putting a woopie cushion on the seat of an electric chair.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Harry Lockhart: I'm retired. I invented dice.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Harry Lockhart: My name's Harry Lockhart. I'll be your narrator. Welcome to L.A.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Harry Lockhart: It's hard to believe it was just last Christmas the me and Harmony changed the world. And we didn't mean to.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (3 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
    ‐ Submitted by Mike B (3 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike B (3 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
    Harry Lockhart: No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin B (4 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: You! Stop multiplying.
    ‐ Submitted by Jordan P (4 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary and you know what you'll find?
    Harry Lockhart: A... picture of my face?
    Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot which you fucking are!
    ‐ Submitted by David W (4 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Okay, first things first. We gotta move [the corpse] somewhere. You got gloves?
    Harry Lockhart: Excuse me?
    Gay Perry: Gloves. Do you have gloves? You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. Do this: wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
    Harry Lockhart: Okay uh, any particular kind of gloves?
    Gay Perry: Yes, fawn. Will you fucking hurry?
    ‐ Submitted by Letitia L (4 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: And to all you good people in the midwest, we're sorry we said f**k so much.
    ‐ Submitted by Taylor B (4 years ago)

  • Gay Perry: Go, sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
    ‐ Submitted by Mills C (5 years ago)

  • B-Movie Actress: So what do you do for a living?
    Harry Lockhart: Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. How about you do?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Harry Lockhart: So are you still gay?
    Gay Perry: (Sarcastically) No, I'm totally into pussy. I just love the name so much I can't get rid of it.
    ‐ Submitted by Olaolu A (5 years ago)