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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

  • Po: So like, Oogway, was just a crazy old turtle after all?


  • Po: Skadoosh


  • Po: No, master! Don't die!
    Master Shifu: *closes eyes*
    Po: NO!
    Master Shifu: I'm not dying you idiot! I'm relaxing!


  • Po: Oooooh... My Tenders!
    Po: Oooooh... My tenders!


  • Mr. Ping: Once I had a dream that I ran away to make tofu.
    Po: Then why didn't you!
    Mr. Ping: Because it was a stupid dream.


  • Po: Wow, all of you look bigger than the action figure! Accept for you Mantis.


  • Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called present.


  • Oogway: You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.


  • Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.


  • Oogway: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!


  • Tai Lung: [Growls]


  • Master Shifu: Tai Lung has escaped from Chorh-Gom Prison!


  • Oogway: Oh, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.
    Master Shifu: Tai Lung has escaped from Chor Gom prison!
    Oogway: That IS bad news!


  • Oogway: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
    Po: What?!


  • Po: Skadoosh.


  • Oogway: There is a saying, 'Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift! That is why it is called the present.'


  • Tai Lung: Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be LEGENDARY!
    Tigress: [Attacks Tai Lung, and the fight begins]


  • Tai Lung: So where is this Po? Did I scare him off?


  • Tai Lung: You have a new favorite.


  • Commander Vachir: Aww, did I step on the wittle kitty's tail? Awww...


  • Commander Vachir: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAH!


  • Master Shifu: I'm not dying, you idiot!


  • Master Shifu: Yeah.


  • Tai Lung: Who are you?
    Po: Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior!
    Tai Lung: You?
    Tai Lung: He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?
    Po: Don't tempt me.


  • Po: You wanna get something to eat?
    Master Shifu: [sighing] ... Yeah.


  • Tai Lung: The Scroll has given him power... NOOO!


  • Zeng: Let go of me!


  • Tai Lung: [Referring to Po] You?! [To Shifu] HIM?! But he's a panda!


  • Tai Lung: [Growls at Tigress]
    Tigress: [Growls back]


  • Tai Lung: Tell me!


  • Tai Lung: [During his fight with Master Shifu] All I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! Tell me! TELL ME!!


  • Commander Vachir: [To Zeng] You're not going anywhere! [Referring to Tai Lung, who released himself and is trying to escape] And neither is HE!


  • Tai Lung: [Roars]


  • Tai Lung: WHO DENIED ME MY DESTINY?!?!?
    Tai Lung: Who denied me my destiny?


  • Tai Lung: I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I have been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them "The *real* dragon warrior is coming home."
    Tai Lung: I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I have been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them 'The *real* dragon warrior is coming home.'


  • Master Shifu: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears.
    Master Shifu: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.


  • Po: Wow! The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.


  • Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.


  • Po: Stop it! I'm gonna pee!


  • Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. But he didn't teach you everything. [Defeats the Furious Five]
    Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. [disables Monkey with a nerve strike] But he didn't teach you everything.


  • Tigress: OH! THAT'S IT!


  • Monkey: Po! Get up!
    Tigress: You'll be late for work!
    Po: Huh?


  • Tai Lung: So where is this Po? [Laughs] Did I scare him off?
    Master Shifu: This battle is between you and me.
    Tai Lung: So, that is how it's going to be...
    Master Shifu: That is how it must be.


  • Tigress: [Bowing to Po] Master.


  • Tigress: You don't belong here.
    Po: I know this is your room...
    Po: I know this is your room.
    Tigress: No, I mean you don't belong here in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. *shuts the door*
    Tigress: No, I mean you don't belong here in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. [shuts the door]
    Po: ...Big fan!
    Po: Big fan!


  • Po: What was that?
    Crane: I didn't...say anything.
    Crane: I didn't say anything.


  • Master Shifu: The Dragon scroll.
    Oogway: It is time.
    Master Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be entrusted with the secret to limitless power? To become: The Dragon Warrior?
    Oogway: I don't know.


  • Po: There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness.
    Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.


  • Oogway: I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
    Po: (turns around, mouth full of peaches) Is that what this is? I'm so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree!


  • Master Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!


  • Tigress: If he's smart he won't come back up those stairs.
    Monkey: But he will.
    Viper: He's not going to quit, is he?
    Mantis: I'll tell you what, he's not gonna quit bouncing.


  • Po: How did I do?
    Master Shifu: There is now a level zero.


  • Tai Lung: The wooshi finger hold!
    Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
    Po: Oh, you know this hold?
    Tai Lung: You're bluffing, you're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
    Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
    Po: Nope.
    Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
    Tai Lung: [smiles]
    Po: I figured it out. Skadoosh. [explosion]


  • Master Shifu: Anything is possible when you have inner peace.


  • Oogway: There are no accidents.


  • Oogway: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why it's called the present
    Oogway: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why it's called the present.


  • Mantis: WAIT! MY FAULT! I ACCIDENTALLY TWEAKED HIS FACIAL NERVE! ... And may also have stopped his heart.
    Mantis: Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! And may also have stopped his heart.


  • Tai Lung: You can't defeat me! You're just a big fat panda!
    Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.


  • Po: There is no secret ingredient, it's just you.


  • Po: There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness.


  • Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.


  • Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.


  • Master Shifu: Po, you're alive! Or we're both dead.


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