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Kung Fu Panda 2 Quotes

  • The Soothsayer: Your story may not have a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.


  • Po: But I just got kung fu
    Master Shifu: Now you have to protect it!


  • Mr. Ping: I fed you, I gave you a bath, and I fed you some more!


  • Po: Ah, thanks for picking me up.
    Wolf Boss: No problem [drops Po].
    Wolf Boss: No problem. [drops Po]
    Po: By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up?
    Po: By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?


  • Lord Shen: The dead exist in the past. And I must tend to the future.


  • Lord Shen: china will be mine...
    Lord Shen: China will be mine.


  • Wolf Boss: chew on that tubby!
    Wolf Boss: Chew on that tubby!


  • Mr. Ping: your going to a strange danger, in a strange city, with strange noodles!
    Mr. Ping: You're going to a strange danger, in a strange city, with strange noodles!


  • Mantis: I cant feel my face
    Mantis: I can't feel my face.


  • Po: I love you, Dad.


  • Po: ANSWERS!


  • Tigress: NO!


  • Po: Now.. answers!


  • Lord Shen: So it seems.


  • Po: No more running, Shen!


  • Lord Shen: What do you see?


  • Lord Shen: How dare you that's the finest silk in the province!


  • The Soothsayer: Now?


  • Po: I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking-in


  • The Soothsayer: If you continue on your current path...you will find yourself...at the bottom of the stairs.
    Lord Shen: What do you see?
    The Soothsayer: I see pain..and anger..
    Lord Shen: How dare you that's the finest silk in the province!
    The Soothsayer: Followed by denial...
    Lord Shen: That is not fortune-telling! You are only telling what's happening right..
    The Soothsayer: Now?


  • Po: You know what? I'm goin'.


  • Master Shifu: Unless Shen is stopped, this could be the end of Kung Fu.


  • Po: GO!


  • Po: No more running, Shen!
    Lord Shen: So it seems.
    Po: Now... answers.
    Lord Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you? Huh? Feel some greater in your soul? Well here's your answer. Your parents didn't love you. But here (Uncovers the cannon), let me "heal" you.
    Lord Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you? Huh? Feel some greater in your soul? Well here's your answer. Your parents didn't love you. But here [uncovers the cannon] let me 'heal' you.
    Po: (Gasps)
    Po: [gasps]


  • The Soothsayer: So, who are you?
    Po: [Now angry at Lord Shen for killing his parents; stands up with clenched fists] I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.


  • Lord Shen: Show-off!


  • The Soothsayer: A peacock is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.


  • Lord Shen: [To Master Thundering Rhino] I am so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged THAT here for nothing!


  • Po: You were there.


  • Lord Shen: Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be a part of something beautiful.


  • Po: Shen, you've gotta let go of that stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.


  • Lord Shen: [To the Soothsayer] You actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?!


  • Lord Shen: [Pointing his knife at Master Po] The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.


  • Lord Shen: And you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?!
    The Soothsayer: I do not. I know he is.
    Lord Shen: [Laughing] Look at him! A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees!


  • The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and he knows it.


  • The Soothsayer: A peacock is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.
    Lord Shen: That's impossible, and you know it.
    The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and HE knows it.
    Lord Shen: Who?


  • Lord Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play here at his side, promising one day this throne would be mine...


  • Lord Shen: Show-off.
    Master Thundering Rhino: That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
    Lord Shen: [Before shooting Thundering Rhino with his cannon] I agree, but this is.


  • Lord Shen: Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious Kung Fu will die, and China will know to bow before me. Set sail!


  • Lord Shen: [To the Soothsayer] It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.


  • Lord Shen: [To Master Po] Oh, you want to know so badly. You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: Your parents didn't love you. But here, let me heal you.


  • The Soothsayer: We shall see, Shen.


  • Lord Shen: Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
    The Soothsayer: We shall see, Shen.


  • Master Thundering Rhino: [To Lord Shen] Gongmen City is under the stewardship of the Master's Council and we will protect it. Even from you.


  • Lord Shen: It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there staining the wall!


  • Master Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?


  • Master Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?
    Lord Shen: What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City!
    Master Thundering Rhino: Gongmen City is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.
    Lord Shen: I am so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing!
    Master Thundering Rhino: What's in the box, Shen?
    Lord Shen: Well, you see, it's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you WAY over there staining the wall!


  • Lord Shen: Let's finish this.


  • Lord Shen: [After Master Po tells him that he was there when his parents were murdered] Yes. Yes I was. [he then escapes]


  • Tigress: [Growls]


  • Lord Shen: Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.


  • Lord Shen: I must tend to the future.


  • Lord Shen: NOW!


  • Lord Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [Yelling] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!


  • Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the Year of the Peacock.


  • Wolf Boss: [To the wolves] Move! Move! Move!


  • Wolf Boss: [When Lord Shen tells him to shoot Master Po and the others] No.
    Lord Shen: [Kills Wolf Boss with his knives]


  • Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own-- [Interrupted by Lord Shen ordering him to fire the cannon]


  • Lord Shen: Fire! Fire at them!


  • Lord Shen: Fire! Fire at them!
    Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own...
    Lord Shen: I said fire at them! FIRE!
    Wolf Boss: No.
    Lord Shen: (Kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself)
    Lord Shen: [kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself]


  • Lord Shen: Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The year of the peacock begins now.
    Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the year of the peacock.
    Lord Shen: (Takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss.)
    Lord Shen: [takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss]
    Wolf Boss: And... this is the year... of course... of the peacock. Happy new year, sir!
    Lord Shen: (Whispers) Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. (Shouts) NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    Lord Shen: [whispers] Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [shouts] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    Wolf Boss: (To wolves) Move! Move! Move!
    Wolf Boss: [to wolves] Move! Move! Move!


  • The Soothsayer: The peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed...
    Lord Shen: (Destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers) Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
    Lord Shen: [destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers] Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
    The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and... *he* knows it.
    Lord Shen: Who?
    Wolf Boss: Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
    Lord Shen: A panda?!


  • Lord Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play beside him, promising that someday this... throne would be mine(Shen smiles).
    Lord Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play beside him, promising that someday this... throne would be mine. [Shen smiles]


  • Po: Oh, hohohohoho. Awesome! How did you... do that?!
    Master Shifu: Inner peace.
    Po: Inner peace? That's cool! Inner peace of what?


  • Lord Shen: The only reason why you're still alive is that I find your stupidity... mildly amusing.
    Po: Thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.
    Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, panda?
    Po: Who do you think I am, peacock? (Shen laughing at Po's "stupidity"; Po laughing because Shen is laughing) Why are we laughing? (Both stop laughing)
    Po: Who do you think I am, peacock? [Shen laughing at Po's 'stupidity'; Po laughing because Shen is laughing] Why are we laughing? [both stop laughing]
    Lord Shen: Take aim.


  • Lord Shen: Greetings, panda. We meet at...
    Lord Shen: Greetings, Panda. We meet at...
    Po: Hey. How are you doin'?
    Lord Shen: Hey...


  • Lord Shen: (Practicing for the arrival of Po) Greetings, panda. At last we meet! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We meet at last! Yes, that's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at- Wheo...
    Lord Shen: [practicing for the arrival of Po] Greetings, panda. At last we meet! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We meet at last! Yes, that's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at- Wheo...
    The Soothsayer: You are afraid for reason.
    Lord Shen: I am not afraid. The panda is coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid, it's...
    The Soothsayer: You.


  • Po: How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?
    Master Shifu: Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.


  • The Soothsayer: Let it flow...


  • Crane: Hey! Maybe you can't watch me be killed?
    Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
    Monkey: And... she's back.


  • Lord Shen: Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
    The Soothsayer: Good-bye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
    Lord Shen: Happiness must be taken, and I will take mine.


  • The Soothsayer: The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
    Lord Shen: And why on Earth would I do that?
    The Soothsayer: So your parents can rest in peace.
    Lord Shen: My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They wronged me. And... I will make it right.
    The Soothsayer: They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
    Lord Shen: The dead exist in the past, and I must intend to the future.


  • Po: I have to get to him.
    Tigress: Then tell me why!
    Po: He was there, okay?! The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened...where I came from...who I am. (Tigress feeling depressed) Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
    Po: He was there, okay?! The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened...where I came from...who I am. [Tigress feeling depressed] Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
    Viper: Tigress, no! (Thought Tigress was going to attack him, but actually hugged him; Crane's jaw drops)
    Viper: Tigress, no! [Thought Tigress was going to attack him, but actually hugged him; Crane's jaw drops]
    Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. (To the furious five) We're going.
    Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. [to the furious five] We're going.


  • Tigress: Don't worry, Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say noodles.


  • Lord Shen: [After Thundering Rhino tells him he's no match for their Kung Fu] I agree. But this is. [Proceeds to shoot Thundering Rhino with his cannon]
    Lord Shen: [after Thundering Rhino tells him he's no match for their Kung Fu] I agree. But this is. [proceeds to shoot Thundering Rhino with his cannon]


  • Po: [When Lord Shen tells him he doesn't care what scars do] Well you should, Shen.
    Po: [when Lord Shen tells him he doesn't care what scars do] Well you should, Shen.


  • Mr. Ping: Noodles...


  • Lord Shen: What?


  • Po: Shen! A panda stands between you and your destiny!


  • Wolf Boss: It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we've ran out of metal.
    Lord Shen: Search the farthest villages. Find more metal! China will be mine.


  • Lord Shen: Greetings, panda.
    Po: (Sees vision once more from Shen's feathers) Tell me what happened that night!
    Po: [sees vision once more from Shen's feathers] Tell me what happened that night!
    Lord Shen: What night?
    Po: THAT night!
    Lord Shen: Ah, that night.
    Po: Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?


  • Po: Shen! A panda stands between you and your (from a distance) destiny!
    Po: Shen! A panda stands between you and your [from a distance] destiny!
    Lord Shen: What?!
    Lord Shen: What?


  • Lord Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same, stinking, panda?!
    Lord Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?


  • Tigress: Don't worry, Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say "noodles."
    Tigress: Don't worry, Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say 'noodles.'
    Mr. Ping: ...noodles...
    Mr. Ping: Noodles...


  • Lord Shen: Then i will kill him and make you wrong!
    Lord Shen: Then I will kill him and make you wrong.


  • Viper: Tigress, no!


  • Po: [Finally accepting Mr. Ping as his dad] I love you, Dad.
    Mr. Ping: I love you too, son.


  • The Soothsayer: Who are you?
    Po: I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.


  • Master Shifu: Unless he is stopped, this could be the end of Kung Fu.


  • Po: Scars heal.
    Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    Po: Oh, yeah.


  • Po: You should, Shen. You got to let go from the stuff from the past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    Lord Shen: You're right. Then I choose THIS!!(Po and Shen fight)
    Lord Shen: You're right. Then I choose THIS! [Po and Shen fight]


  • Lord Shen: How... how did you... how did you do it?
    Po: I don't know. Elbows up; keep your shoulders loose...
    Lord Shen: Not that. How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything. I scarred you for life.
    Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
    Lord Shen: No, they don't, wounds heal.
    Po: Oh yeah? What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
    Lord Shen: I don't care what scars do.


  • Po: You -- you're mine!
    Wolf Boss: I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My first in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!


  • Monkey: At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you the signal: "ka ka, ki ki!"
    Monkey: At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you the signal: 'ka ka, ki ki!'
    Po: You mean like Crane does?
    Monkey: Yeah!
    Crane: Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?


  • Po: Okay, let's both cook, together.
    Mr. Ping: Together? ...No, I'll cook.
    Mr. Ping: Together? No, I'll cook.


  • Po: I know who I am.
    Mr. Ping: You do?
    Po: I'm your son. [the two hug each other] I love you dad.
    Mr. Ping: [to tears] I love you too, son.


  • Crane: So, that was stealth mode, huh?


  • Lord Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!
    The Soothsayer: [bites Shen's cloak]
    Lord Shen: [pulls it from her] Will you stop that!


  • Lord Shen: One panda lives. That does not make you right.
    The Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.


  • The Soothsayer: [taps on Wolf Boss's bad eye] Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?


  • Wolf Boss: A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy, uh, kinda plush and cuddly.


  • Po: [hiding behind two unconscious wolf guards] Keep it cool, keep it cool...


  • Lord Shen: That's impossible, and you know it.
    The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and he knows it.
    Lord Shen: Who?
    Wolf Boss: [suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!


  • Lord Shen: Fire! Fire that thug!
    Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own!
    Lord Shen: [furiously] I said fire it, now fire!
    Wolf Boss: [seriously] No. [throws ignition away]


  • Po: [in slow motion] I love you guys!


  • Wolf Boss: Don't shoot! Crossfire!


  • Crane: Don't ever do that again, please?


  • Master Shifu: [pleased] It seems you have found inner peace, [unhappily] and at such a young age.


  • Crane: Don't ever do that again, okay?


  • Po: And now, free the Five! Disk of Destruction! [throws straw hat in a shuriken style, it flutters gently in the wind before falling downwards]


  • Po: [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
    Lord Shen: [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
    Lord Shen: [shouts] What?
    Po: [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
    Wolf Boss: [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
    Lord Shen: [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?


  • Crane: Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
    Tigress: Stop being a wimp.


  • Tigress: [hugging Po] The hardcore do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed.


  • Lord Shen: [whispering] Get the movers ready, we load in the ships now. [shouting] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!


  • Po: I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants?
    Po: [after silence] And who am I?


  • Po: What? That can't be it, dad. There's gotta be more!
    Mr. Ping: Well, there was this time you ate all of my bamboo furniture. It was imported, too.


  • Po: I'm not freaking out, I'm freakin in!


  • Mr. Ping: And then I made the decision that would change my life forever. To make my soup without radishes, and to raise you as my own son. My Po, my little panda. And from that moment on both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter.


  • Lord Shen: Now you old goat, why don't you tell me my..
    Lord Shen: Now you old goat, why don't you tell me my...
    The Soothsayer: Fortune?
    Lord Shen: The future, I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
    The Soothsayer: If you continue on your current path.. *Dramatic eye movements* You will find yourself at the bottom of the stairs.
    Lord Shen: *Finds himself at the bottom of the stairs.*
    The Soothsayer: I see..I see..I see pain. *Plucks feather*
    Lord Shen: Ow!
    The Soothsayer: And anger. *Takes a bite of Lord Shen's robe*
    Lord Shen: How dare you?! That is the finest silk in the province!
    The Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
    Lord Shen: This is not fortune telling, you're just saying what's happening right..
    The Soothsayer: Now?


  • Crane: You can chain my body, but you will never chain my warrior spirit.
    Crane: You can chain my body. But you will never chain my... [one of the guerrilla guards puts a chain round his throat making his voice go funny]
    Crane: ...warrior spirit!


  • Tigress: The hardcore do understand.


  • Tigress: [To Po, putting her paws on her hips] That was pretty hardcore.
    Tigress: [to Po, putting her paws on her hips] That was pretty hardcore.


  • Lord Shen: How did you find peace?! I took away your parents, everything! I scarred you for life!
    Lord Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything, I scarred you for life...


  • Wolf Boss: You mess with the Wolf, you get the fangs.
    Wolf Boss: Guess nobody told you , you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!


  • Lord Shen: Nothing stands in my way.


  • Master Croc: VENGEANCE is SERVED
    Master Croc: Vengeance is served!


  • Po: I LOOOVVVEEE YOOUU GUUUYYSSS... (slow motion)
    Po: I love you guys. [slow motion]


  • The Soothsayer: Happiness must be taken, and I'll take mine
    The Soothsayer: Happiness must be taken. And I will take mine.
    Lord Shen: Happiness must be taken. And I will take mine.


  • Lord Shen: The only reason you're still alive is because I find your stupidity mildly amusing - who do you think you are panda?
    Lord Shen: The only reason you' re still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.


  • The Soothsayer: “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are, it is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.
    The Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are, it is the rest of your story, who you choose to beâ?¦


  • Lord Shen: Hahahahahahaha!
    Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
    Po: Hahahahahahaha!!! Why are we laughing?!
    Po: Why are we laughing?


  • Po: They must nearby. I can feel the kung fu chill riding up my spine.
    Po: They must be close. I can feel a kung fu chill riding up my spine.
    Viper: Sorry Po, it's just me.


  • Po: Skaadoosh !!
    Po: Skadoosh!


  • The Soothsayer: when you continue your path, you will find yourself at the end of the staircase
    The Soothsayer: If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself, at the bottom of the stairs.


  • Po: Inner peace.. Inner peace.. Inner peace... PEACE ON !
    Po: Inner peace.


  • Lord Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
    Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
    Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?


  • Mantis: I never thought I'd die this way. I always thought I'd find a nice girl; we'd settle down... and then she'd eat my head.
    Mantis: I didn't think I would die like this. I thought it would end with me settling down with a nice girl. She would bite my head off.


  • Po: Why didn't I like pants?


  • Tigress: The post is not a worthy apponent, I am.
    Tigress: The Mast is not a worthy opponent.
    Tigress: The mast is not a worthy opponent.


  • Mr. Ping: My son saved China - you too, can save! Buy one dumpling, get one free!


  • Mantis: I didn't think I would die like this!! I thought I would settle down, then have my wife bite my head off..
    Mantis: I didn't think I would die like this. I thought it would end with me settling down with a nice girl. She would bite my head off.


  • Lord Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same panda?
    Lord Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?


  • Mantis: I never thought I'd die this way, I always tought I would settle down with a nice girl and she would eat my head.


  • Tigress: And so snack stops this time.
    Po: (Laughs) Snack stops? (Runs towards cliff) Wait are you serious?


  • Mantis: You know I never had daddy problems, maybe it was because my mom ate his head before I was born, I don't know.


  • Po: Inner peace... You are going down!
    Po: Inner peace, you're going down.


  • Po: I'm not freaking out....I'm freaking....IN
    Po: I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking in!


  • Tigress: .........that was pretty hardcore.
    Tigress: That was pretty hardcore.


  • Po: nothing is unstoppable ..except for me telling you to stop from telling me something which is unstoppable!
    Po: Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable!


  • Po: ‎"Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu. Po: But I just got Kung Fu Shifu: And now... you must save it."
    Master Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.
    Po: But I just got Kung Fu.
    Master Shifu: And now, you must save it.


  • Tigress: to po.... i hope this plan is better then the plan that you had to cook rice in your stumack, by eattin the rice and drinkin boiling water
    Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw, and then drinking boiling water.


  • Po: inner peace.. inner peace.. inner peace!!!
    Po: Inner peace!


  • Tigress: The hardcore do understand, but I can't watch my friend be killed.


  • The Soothsayer: Soothsayer to Shen "If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself...at the bottom of the stairs."
    The Soothsayer: If you continue down your current path, you will find yourself, at the bottom of the stairs.


  • The Soothsayer: Stop fighting.. just let it flow..
    The Soothsayer: Stop fighting. Just let it flow.


  • The Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning but that doesn't make you who you are, it is the rest of your story.. who you choose to be
    The Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning but that doesn't make you who you are, it is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.


  • Po: I just found out that my dad, might not really be my dad...
    Po: I just found out that my dad, might not really be my dad.
    Tigress: Your dad...the goose?
    Tigress: Your dad, the goose?
    Po: *nods*
    Po: [nods]
    Tigress: Ah and this...surprises you.


  • Po: Ah. My old enemy... stairs.
    Po: Ah. My old enemy. Stairs.


  • Po: Scars heal.
    Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    Po: Oh, right - what do scars do? Fade?
    Po: Oh, right. What do scars do? Fade?
    Lord Shen: I don't care what scars do!


  • Po: Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on.


  • Master Shifu: 'Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it is called 'Present' -
    Master Shifu: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it is called 'Present'.


  • Po: You should Shen. You got to let go of the stuff from past – because it just doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    Po: You should Shen. You got to let go of the stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.


  • Master Storming Ox: You Insolent Fool!
    Master Storming Ox: You insolent fool!


  • Master Shifu: The day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior, was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came so close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying, horrible moment I have ever experienced.


  • Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
    Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?


  • Tigress: Is it like the plan where you tried to cook rice in you stomach, by eating raw rice and drinking boiling water?


  • Master Shifu: Remember dragon warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.


  • Po: The past doesn't matter. What matters is who you choose to be now..
    Po: You've got to let go of that stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter . The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.


  • Po: I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.


  • Po: Ahh, My old enemy.. Stairs [smiles]
    Po: Ah, my old enemy. Stairs [smiles]


  • Po: Inner peace
    Po: Inner peace.


  • Po: My Fist is Hunger for Justice... grrr brrr... Those are my fist... ;-)
    Po: My fist hungers for justice. [stomach growls] That was my fist.


  • Po: That is Severely Cool
    Po: That is severely cool.


  • Master Shifu: Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close, it was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment....
    Po: *trying to calm Shifu down but is a bit annoyed* Okay
    Master Shifu: I have ever experienced *makes disgruntled noises with a small shiver* But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.


  • Po: I threw up a little bit on the third floor
    Po: I threw up a little bit on the third floor.


  • Tigress: Where's Po?
    Mantis: How can we lose a guy that big?


  • Po: Fist of justice!


  • Po: Kung-fu staring contest--Go!


  • Po: Ah, my old enemy; stairs...
    Po: Ah, my old enemy... stairs!


  • Po: we surender!
    Po: We surender!


  • Po: I'm freaking...in!


  • Po: How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu.
    Po: How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?


  • Po: my fist hungers for justice(stomach grawl)that ws my fist.
    Po: My fist hungers for justice [stomach growls] that was... my fist.


  • Po: Aahh, my old enemy.... sttaaairrrs...


  • Tigress: don't be so whimpy
    Tigress: Don't be so wimpy.


  • Master Shifu: our greatist masters are disipering.
    Master Shifu: Our greatest masters are disappearing.


  • Po: kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!you guys look great by the way.
    Po: Kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! You guys look great, by the way.


  • Po: stealth mode.............
    Po: Stealth mode...


  • Po: i threw up a little bit on the third floor
    Po: i threw up a little bit on the third floor.


  • Master Shifu: Remember dragon warrior, when you follow the noble path, anything is possible.


  • Master Shifu: now you must save it.
    Master Shifu: Now you must save it.


  • Po: what?i just got kung fu.
    Po: What? I just got kung fu.


  • Po: did you guy just see me?! i was like ahhhhhyah!
    Po: Did you guys just see me?! I was like ahhhhhyah!


  • Po: Ah, my old enemy...stairs.


  • Po: My fist hungers for justice
    Po: My fist hungers for justice.


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