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  • Master Pain (Betty): Mmmm, memento

  • Master Pain (Betty): What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord, my ass.

  • Master Pain (Betty): swinging a chain, swinging a chain...
    Master Pain (Betty): Swinging a chain, swinging a chain...

  • Master Pain (Betty): I have been called bad before. Many say, I do things things that are not, correct to do. I do not believe in such talk as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time!

  • Master Pain (Betty): I fell and hurt my tummy
    Master Pain (Betty): I fell and hurt my tummy.

  • Master Pain (Betty): Stinky pits and all baby...

  • Master Pain (Betty): Hmmm. I like 'em feisty. Nnnnyaah! Nnnnnyaah!

  • Master Pain (Betty): The name is betty
    Master Pain (Betty): The name is Betty.

  • Master Pain (Betty): (Dog humps his leg) Doggy Humpy
    Master Pain (Betty): [dog humps his leg] Doggy Humpy.

  • Master Pain (Betty): I spanked you as a baby and I'll spank you now bitch!
    Master Pain (Betty): I spanked you as a baby, I'll spank you now, bitch.

  • Master Pain (Betty): "But first a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord? My ass......"
    Master Pain (Betty): First a joke. What do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl?
    Master Pain (Betty): [no response] My ass.

  • Master Pain (Betty): Mmm. Birdy. Birdy mirdy.

  • The Chosen One: Isn't Betty a woman's name?
    The Chosen One: But, isn't Betty a woman's name?

  • Master Pain (Betty): You must be some fighter to make it past my cow.
    Master Pain (Betty): You must be quite a fighter to make a past my cow.

  • The Chosen One: You killed my family and I don't like that kind of thing.
    The Chosen One: You killed my family, and I don't like that kind of thing.

  • The Chosen One: I employ you to reconsider.

  • The Chosen One: Betty has gone too far. Killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab.

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