Kyonyû doragon: Onsen zonbi vs sutorippâ 5 (The Big Tits Dragon) Reviews

  • May 26, 2016

    This film's also know under the title of ("Big Tits Zombie") If you like T&A with your gore, the Japanese filmmakers take a back seat to no one and this is another prime example. In recent years, most of the sexy actresses appearing in these gems have been chosen from from the large talent pool of current and former adult video and gravure idols Japan has to offer. In this one, the ladies, headed by JAV icon Sora Aoi with fellow AV girls Risa Kasumi, and Mari Sakuraias in supporting roles, are dancers who accept an engagement at the Paradise Ikagawa Theater. That soon leads to them working at a local spa, where the girls can make better money, but, of course, do more than just dance there. One evening after a "performance," while the ladies are relaxing in their shared dressing room, one of them decides to venture down in the basement in hopes of finding some hidden riches. She does, but she also stirs up a hoard of zombies who respond like hornets after their nest had been treated like a piñata. The flesh-eaters then proceed to devour her and then search for more, since she was merely an appetizer, and away we go. A couple of the dancers wind up joining the other side, but Sora battles the zombies to the end, displaying a few decent martial arts moves while doing so. The blood and splatter are abundant, the special effects are intentionally laughable, and the ladies show some genuine acting skills in this one, if not much skin ....but a simple Google search of any of their names will yield plenty of that. (My review is also posted at Amazon)

    This film's also know under the title of ("Big Tits Zombie") If you like T&A with your gore, the Japanese filmmakers take a back seat to no one and this is another prime example. In recent years, most of the sexy actresses appearing in these gems have been chosen from from the large talent pool of current and former adult video and gravure idols Japan has to offer. In this one, the ladies, headed by JAV icon Sora Aoi with fellow AV girls Risa Kasumi, and Mari Sakuraias in supporting roles, are dancers who accept an engagement at the Paradise Ikagawa Theater. That soon leads to them working at a local spa, where the girls can make better money, but, of course, do more than just dance there. One evening after a "performance," while the ladies are relaxing in their shared dressing room, one of them decides to venture down in the basement in hopes of finding some hidden riches. She does, but she also stirs up a hoard of zombies who respond like hornets after their nest had been treated like a piñata. The flesh-eaters then proceed to devour her and then search for more, since she was merely an appetizer, and away we go. A couple of the dancers wind up joining the other side, but Sora battles the zombies to the end, displaying a few decent martial arts moves while doing so. The blood and splatter are abundant, the special effects are intentionally laughable, and the ladies show some genuine acting skills in this one, if not much skin ....but a simple Google search of any of their names will yield plenty of that. (My review is also posted at Amazon)

  • Mar 09, 2016

    KYONYÛ DORAGON: ONSEN ZONBI VS SUTORIPPÂ 5 (a.k.a. HOT SPRINGS SPA ZOMBIES VS STRIPPER 5 a.k.a. THE BIG TITS DRAGON a.k.a. BIG TITS ZOMBIE) Grade-Z Japanese Pinku Splatterpunk? What's not to like? Highlight? 2 words: Zombie Vagina Dentata Flamethrower...maybe that's more than 2 words...

    KYONYÛ DORAGON: ONSEN ZONBI VS SUTORIPPÂ 5 (a.k.a. HOT SPRINGS SPA ZOMBIES VS STRIPPER 5 a.k.a. THE BIG TITS DRAGON a.k.a. BIG TITS ZOMBIE) Grade-Z Japanese Pinku Splatterpunk? What's not to like? Highlight? 2 words: Zombie Vagina Dentata Flamethrower...maybe that's more than 2 words...

  • Dec 25, 2014

    Unexpectedly not that bad.

    Unexpectedly not that bad.

  • Sep 06, 2014

    Not much I can say besides a silly movie.

    Not much I can say besides a silly movie.

  • Apr 10, 2013

    aka "Big Tits Zombie" So ridiculous that it's actually quite awesome. There's enough blood and gore, but the actual zombie makeup is really poorly and effortlessly done. Looks like they spent more time on the sexy outfits and possible boob-jobs....though....I'm not really complaining. It's an insane japanese horror-comedy and no more than that, and the women in it could be considered worth the watch. The story...well...watching it on mute might have the same effect. Play this one in the background of your house party and I'm sure it'll be a nice conversation piece.

    aka "Big Tits Zombie" So ridiculous that it's actually quite awesome. There's enough blood and gore, but the actual zombie makeup is really poorly and effortlessly done. Looks like they spent more time on the sexy outfits and possible boob-jobs....though....I'm not really complaining. It's an insane japanese horror-comedy and no more than that, and the women in it could be considered worth the watch. The story...well...watching it on mute might have the same effect. Play this one in the background of your house party and I'm sure it'll be a nice conversation piece.

  • Mar 19, 2013

    As always another movie with good action but silly plot and actors, really japanese.....

    As always another movie with good action but silly plot and actors, really japanese.....

  • Nov 16, 2012

    low budget zombie effects meet silly action and hot girls. it never gets boring, but don't expect much. if you're a fan of bad b-movies you'll enjoy this one...and watch out for the zombie sushi!

    low budget zombie effects meet silly action and hot girls. it never gets boring, but don't expect much. if you're a fan of bad b-movies you'll enjoy this one...and watch out for the zombie sushi!

  • Feb 06, 2012

    The title says it all - it would be naive to expect quality work with that, wouldn't it? Knowing that this would be a cheap, mega-cheesy flick, I actually enjoyed watching it, even though it became boring towards the end. It's "so bad it's good" kinda thing. Better watch it with beer and a few (male) friends and have some laughs at shitty acting and worst special effects ever created, otherwise it would be a waste of time. Don't watch this trash if you think you have a good taste in cinema.

    The title says it all - it would be naive to expect quality work with that, wouldn't it? Knowing that this would be a cheap, mega-cheesy flick, I actually enjoyed watching it, even though it became boring towards the end. It's "so bad it's good" kinda thing. Better watch it with beer and a few (male) friends and have some laughs at shitty acting and worst special effects ever created, otherwise it would be a waste of time. Don't watch this trash if you think you have a good taste in cinema.

  • Jan 28, 2012

    [2012.01.28] Can't believe I finished it, but It's entertaining....

    [2012.01.28] Can't believe I finished it, but It's entertaining....

  • Dec 19, 2011

    à mais tosco do que engraçado.

    à mais tosco do que engraçado.