Lake Placid Quotes

  • Hank Keogh: I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
    Hector Cyr: Well, they conceal information like that in books.

  • Hank Keogh: Was that, like, a homosexual remark You know Hector, I'm sure you're a fine person in your own mental way, but I think it would be best if you and I didn't speak.

  • Hank Keogh: I'm going to say this because I believe in being straight with people: I think you are a mental.
    Hector Cyr: Sheriff, I appreciate your candor, really I do. I think it's always good to know where somebody's coming from and frankly your origins have been a bit of a mystery ... to me.

  • Hector Cyr: Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
    Jack Wells: 'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!

  • Hank Keogh: [the U.S. and Florida game officials finally show up] We, uh, trapped him with our chopper.

  • Mrs. Bickerman: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...
    Hank Keogh: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.
    Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!

  • Hector Cyr: [Upon finding a decaying toe] Is this the man that was killed?
    Hank Keogh: He seemed... taller.

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