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Last Vegas Quotes

  • Maid of Honor: You don't want to have sex with me?
    Sam: Oh, oh, no, no, no, I do, I do. Oh, God, I want to have sex with you. A lot of it. It would be spectacular. It would be the most spectacular thing that's happened to me in 25 years. But. The thing is whenever something spectacular happens to me, first thing I want to do is tell my wife about it, and, after 40 years of marriage, if I can't tell her about something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful.


  • Archie: These Red Bull/vodkas are strange. I feel like I'm getting drunk and electrocuted at the same time!


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