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  • Christian: I'm not shallow, am I?
    Traci: Honey, you don't have to be deep. You just have to be...pretty.

  • Andrew: No, no, let me just say, I dated this guy once, actor, cute, southern, came from this really religious family. Well his parents found out he was gay, and can you say drama. They send him to one of those Christian change ministries.
    Traci: Wow, did he change?
    Andrew: Did he? Miss Thang used to be a top. [Everyone laughs]
    Julie: Shut up!
    Andrew: I'm serious. He's still gayer than a box of birds.
    Traci: "Box of birds." I love that.
    Traci: 'Box of birds.' I love that.
    Andrew: How about twirlier than a party dress, but seriously, it fucked with him.

  • Andrew: Oh honey, you do not want them to get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then before you know it, it's 3am and you got your visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on tv with the lavender hair.

  • Andrew: I dated this Mormon guy once. His family his family put him through shock therapy. We'd have sex he was a wild man, then he wanted to throw himself out the window.
    Traci: So, you live on the first floor.
    Andrew: Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.

  • Lila: There was the most adorable man, Daniel, here this evening. I thought I might introduce you
    Christian: Really? Blue shirt, end of the bar?
    Lila: Actually yes.
    Christian: [takes our his phone] Daniel, we've met. August 3rd I bel-- [presses something on his phone] Yep. Uh, not so good. Not so good.
    Lila: [sighs deeply]

  • Lila: Drink that. [Christian sips] Mmm, toss it, that way it's medicinal. [Christian tosses the shot] Good it's vital for a man to have a couple of slugs in him, before talking about heartache.

  • Gladys Davis: My son? Let me tell you something you son of a bitch, thanks to you, my son took a razor to his wrist! Thanks to you, I have lost my son! [cuts to Christian on the phone, Glady's voice] And I hope you burn! I hope you burn forever!

  • Aaron Davis: Wait a minute, our ancestors? Dad, your grandfather had half a dozen wives. Same goes for every single person in this room. I'd say we were original definition of "alternative lifestyle."
    Aaron Davis: Wait a minute, our ancestors? Dad, your grandfather had half a dozen wives. Same goes for every single person in this room. I'd say we were original definition of 'alternative lifestyle.'
    Farron Davis: Are you calling us hypocrites?
    Aaron Davis: No, we've gone way beyond hypocrisy, dad, now we're just being mean.

  • Julie: Why don't we just play 2 on 2?
    Ryder: But you're---
    Julie: A girl, so I can't play? But then I am black. So, maybe I can. You're only problem's gonna be deciding: which one of your narrow-minded stereotypes gonna kick your lily-white ass.
    Christian: [Laughs]
    Julie: 'Fraid you'll get beat?
    Christian: By a girl and a fag?

  • Aaron Davis: What if it's not something I've done? What if it's who I am!?
    Gladys Davis: [Slaps Aaron] Don't say that! Don't you ever even think that! [Aaron cries and she starts to cry, but composes herself.] You can be forgiven. Maybe heavenly father can forgive you for what you've done, but who you are? You can never forgive something like that.

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