Mr. Poe: Children, I'm afraid that I must inform you of a very unfortunate event.


Llamando Conde Olaf: Damnit. This was such a good character.


Lemony Snicket: The film that you are about to see it is extremely unpleasant.


Uncle Monty: Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't
Uncle Monty: Glad you made it so fast, too bad my other assistant gustas, can't.
Llamando Conde Olaf: (desguised) he'll do anything to be here wait now (shows gustas tied on a train)
Llamando Conde Olaf: [disguised] He'll do anything to be here wait now [shows gustas tied on a train]


Llamando Conde Olaf: Must say your a glumly looking bunch, why so glum?
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents, just, died
Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents, just, died.


Llamando Conde Olaf: This is we're your sleep, time for bed
Llamando Conde Olaf: This is we're your sleep, time for bed.
Violet Baudelaire: But the suns still up!
Llamando Conde Olaf: (mokingly) but the suns still up
Llamando Conde Olaf: [mockingly] But the suns still up.


Llamando Conde Olaf: The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. (secretly giggles, about what he said)
Llamando Conde Olaf: The tower, witch you are never too enter.. No matter what happens ever.. [secretly giggles, about what he said]


Mr. Poe: Count Olaf, what are you doing here?
Constable: Hey, I'll handle this. Count Olaf, what *are* you doing here, man?


Llamando Conde Olaf: I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey.


Klaus Baudelaire: theres always something
Klaus Baudelaire: There is always something.
Violet Baudelaire: well not this time
Violet Baudelaire: Well not this time.


Llamando Conde Olaf: Soda, soda, banana
Llamando Conde Olaf: Soda, soda, banana.


Llamando Conde Olaf: Hello Hello Hello! I Am Your Beloved Count Olaf
Llamando Conde Olaf: Hello hello hello! I Am Your Beloved Count Olaf.


Llamando Conde Olaf: I had the kipper in my mouth, and I offered.


Constable: [pretending to save Klaus from drowning] I saved him! I saved the boy from the leeches! Back to the depths, you fingery devils! You will not devour this boy's head today!


Llamando Conde Olaf: I will raise these orphans as if they were actually wanted!


Llamando Conde Olaf: Hello, I'm looking for Dr. Montgomery Montgomery. My name is Stephano, I am an Italian man.


Llamando Conde Olaf: Now that we're a family, I can be the ulll-timate DAD.


Llamando Conde Olaf: Ah my dear and beloved, (looks at hands, names and pictures of kids are written down) Violet.


Klaus Baudelaire: Violet, nothing happens by coincidence.


Sunny Baudelaire: She's the *mayor* of crazy town.