Lesbian Vampire Killers


Lesbian Vampire Killers

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One instance where the title says it all, Lesbian Vampire Killers finds screenwriters Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield and director Phil Claydon plunging headfirst into guilty pleasure territory with an unrestrained, sex-laden horror comedy. The picture stars Mathew Horne and James Corden of the UK series Gavin and Stacey as (respectively) Jimmy and Fletch, two buddies who wind up in a British village with dozens of women caught up in a Sapphic vampire curse - driven by a lust for each other's bodies and an insatiable craving for human blood. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

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Matthew Horne
as Jimmy Maclaren/Baron Wolfgang Maclaren
Mathew Horne
as Jimmy Maclaren/Baron Wolfgang Maclaren
Paul McGann
as The Storyteller/Vicar
Emer Kenny
as Rebecca
Emma Clifford
as Ms. Rossi
Margarita Hall
as Daughter of Darkness 1
Sianad Gregory
as Daughter of Darkness 2
Susie Amy
as Blonde
Steve Clark-Hall
as Sidney, Goatherder No. 7
Jessica Powell
as Lesbian Vampire
Mandy Liddell
as Lesbian Vampire
Michelle Carter
as Lesbian Vampire
Nellie McQuinn
as Lesbian Vampire
Kimberley Payne
as Lesbian Vampire
Stacy Franklin
as Lesbian Vampire
Kelly Franklin
as Lesbian Vampire
Suzanne Perkins
as Lesbian Vampire
Rossana Stocchino
as Lesbian Vampire
Lucy Emes
as Lesbian Vampire
Josephine McGrail
as Lesbian Vampire
Sirle von Schihver
as Lesbian Vampire
Natalie Totham
as Main Title Dancing Girl
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Critic Reviews for Lesbian Vampire Killers

All Critics (24) | Top Critics (3)

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

May 21, 2009 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

May 21, 2009 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.

Mar 20, 2009
Top Critic

It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.

Aug 29, 2018 | Full Review…

Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck.

Oct 28, 2016 | Rating: C | Full Review…

The one dimensional narrative struggles to hit home.

Apr 15, 2010 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Lesbian Vampire Killers

[img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/icons/icon13.gif[/img] It's not as gleefully cheesy as i'd hoped but neither is it as bad as it could have been. I laughed more than I thought I would. But it's extremely daring title is basically the whole tone of the film because it unfolds as something offensive as opposed to a horror comedy with some raunchy humour thrown in for good measure. Shaun Of The Dead it is not. It has weaker jokes and less wit, offered with a dull and sometimes gut crushingly badly written script. I'll probably get plenty of thumbs down for this however I do believe James Corden has some genuine comedic talent. Him doing the fat guy comedy shtick was the best thing about this film, but it was completely unoriginal and done better in Shaun Of The Dead. I liked it to the extent of a few good jokes and visually breathtaking set pieces, otherwhise in fairness it's not that much good at all. But I did laugh at the gay werewolf gag which was unnecessarily stretched, but honestly quite hilarious. Although it's not saying much, I probably liked it a lot more than most people who saw it. But narratively, it's a failure, and when it comes to the lesbians, even if your okay with the offensiveness that comes with it, you dont get much action.

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An occasionally funny horror comedy from the guys in Gavin & Stacey. Not that gory, sexy and most of the time that funny. Has a few good moments but had potential to be a lot better. A disappointment.

Dean King
Dean King

Super Reviewer

In the tradition of Shaun of the Dead and An American Werewolf in London (the two films that this movie draws heavily upon), Lesbian Vampire Killers (AKA Vampire Killers in the U.S.) is a fun horror action comedy without being overly amazing. The ending doesn't live up to the rest of the movie, but the movie has a good pace that just steamrolls on. There's a lot of T&A (naturally), some fun gore (not red for a change) and a lot of silly dialogue to please. It's not particularly witty, per se, but it works for what it is. Believe me, this a far more fun vampire movie than anything adapted from Stephanie Meyer... but then again, most vampire-related movies are better than anything adapted from Stephanie Meyer.

Tim Salmons
Tim Salmons

Super Reviewer

This is one spectacularly hilarious comedy that will have you fall out of your seat laughing. A fantastic crowd-pleaser that is just as fun and as satisfying as Shaun Of The Dead. A smart, fast-paced and wickedly entertaining adventure. A blisteringly enjoyable buddy movie and outrageous horror-comedy. One of the the most original, goofy and hysterical hybrid comedies in years. There is no possible way you cant enjoy this movie, it's just that much fun.

Al S
Al S

Super Reviewer

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