Lesbian Vampire Killers Reviews

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May 21, 2009
It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.
May 21, 2009
The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.
March 20, 2009
Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.
August 29, 2018
It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.
October 28, 2016
Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck.
April 15, 2010
The one dimensional narrative struggles to hit home.
December 28, 2009
The DVD release of Vampire Killers leaves out the 'Lesbians' from the title. Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters.
December 15, 2009
the only thing that made it watchable was its mercifully short length
October 22, 2009
August 10, 2009
Sure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.
July 15, 2009
It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.
May 22, 2009
For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.
May 20, 2009
The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of Lesbian Vampire Killers makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.
May 16, 2009
The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions
March 27, 2009
March 27, 2009
Let's get one thing straight. It's not drivel because of its lesbian titillation. It's just drivel. The Beavis and Butthead mentality is just another reason to loathe it, like Page Three of The Sun.
March 20, 2009
March 19, 2009
Grab your holy water and your wooden stakes, you'll have a good time.
March 19, 2009
The entire project is a crushingly lazy attempt to create a piece of titillating, exploitative horror-comedy that manages to achieve none of its aims. A mirthless, joyless experience, this is a movie with absolutely nothing going for it.
March 19, 2009
This British comedy is all Norman and no Wisdom or all Wise and no Morecamble. I have seen Venetian blinds that are funnier.
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