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Life Blood Reviews

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½ April 25, 2012
Not even worth it! Disaster!
February 22, 2012
It should be illegal to make something this bad!
July 21, 2011
A few stylish jump cuts help to distinguish it from your usual claptrap, but that's about it. The premise promises silliness galore, perhaps a gory horror-exploitation, but the film delivers very little praiseworthy in terms of script, acting or direction. Just another frightless straight-to-DVD crap-fest that's not worth the effort to press 'play'.
½ July 12, 2011
Has to be one of the stupidest movies ever made!!
½ July 10, 2011
well it was entertaining
July 7, 2011
8 April 2011

Really weird movie...started off as one movie ended as another. Basically 2 lesbians come back as vampire angels...one good one not so good.
½ June 19, 2011
Just dreadful. The only point of mention is the corny, and I mean very corny, one liners that prove to be hilarious . The notion of two lesbian angels come vampires is truly forgettable ....
½ June 12, 2011
Seriously... This movie didn't just lose the plot... It never had one! The effects weren't too bad, but the acting was more wooden than Heather Mills' other leg! Lesbian vampires? God is a lesbian woman? I'm guessing it was made by a straight man. Amusingly awful.
½ June 12, 2011
Seriously... This movie didn't just lose the plot... It never had one! The effects weren't too bad, but the acting was more wooden than Heather Mills' other leg! Lesbian vampires? God is a lesbian woman? I'm guessing it was made by a straight man. Amusingly awful.
Super Reviewer
½ June 4, 2011
Oh an awful straight to DVD vampire film. Very amateur, the acting, story, script and direction are all poor. It doesn't seem to know what type of film it wants to be? It has a few pretty girls in it and that's about it! Watch The hills run red for a decent horror film with Sophie Monk in.
May 18, 2011
Very simple movie, which is not necessarily bad. No unexpected plot twists, some semi nudity, characters making wrong choices at incredibly wrong moments, all the ingredients for a slasher. A reasonable way to pass the time.
½ February 28, 2011
The idea of the god sent lesbian vampires is good, but the movie could have been so much more.
½ February 9, 2011
Quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

Terrible on every count: dreadful cliches and caricatures, horrible, corny dialogue, ridiculous script and plot, horrid acting -but the kicker is that this was NOT meant to be over the top! The filmmaker is serious.

This movie plays like something written by a stoned 14 year old boy hiding in the ladies room at a Star Trek convention, sitting in a stall with a typewriter on his lap and some really good Acapulco Gold.
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Super Reviewer
½ January 28, 2011
The premise is that vampires are God's lesbian angels of vengeance---literally (try to wrap your mind around that one). Unfortunately, despite the straight-faced but wacko setup, it plays out like a standard, predictable vampire B-movie in its last two-thirds.
½ January 23, 2011
the reason for this rating is because of the story line. i thought it lacked imagination and enthusiasm. it did however have pretty good special effects.
January 18, 2011
Some potential - all given away.
It's like the beginning scene of FDTD extended to an hour and the vampires right into it. With that there comes a stupid story, a even more stupid backstory, bad acting, implausible characters and many more disappointments.
October 28, 2010
It should be illegal to make something this bad!
½ October 2, 2010
Terrible. I had to stop watching...
September 11, 2010
I'd say this was a little bit above average when it comes to a 'straight to DVD' movie. Had some hottie vampire-like creatures. However the whole spiritual aspect the writers tried to add in was left of center and feminist. But it was an enjoyable movie. I'd say watch it if ya see it on the chiller channel or one of the movie channels.
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