Life Blood

2009

Life Blood

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Movie Info

A pair of lipstick lesbians return as vampires to finish the killing spree they started in life. It's been four long decades since Brooke (Sophie Monk) and Rhea (Anya Lahiri) were banished from the natural world. Now it's New Years Eve, and their wrath is stronger than ever. As the urge to kill grows stronger than ever, Brooke and Rhea find themselves in the small town of Pearblossom, where fresh victims are always ripe for the picking.

Rating:

R (Rated R for violence, sexual content and language.)
Genre:

Horror
Directed By:

Ron Carlson
Written By:

Ron Carlson
In Theaters:

Dec 31, 2009 wide
On Disc/Streaming:

Apr 27, 2010
Runtime:

85 minutes
Studio:

LionsGate Entertainment

Cast

Sophie Monk
as Brooke Ancnel

Anya Lahiri
as Rhea Cohen

Scout Taylor-Compton
as Carrie Lane

Justin Shilton
as Warren James

Patrick Renna
as Dan Griggs

Danny Woodburn
as Deputy Felix Shoe

Charles Napier
as Sherrif Tillman

Angela Lindvall
as God/Waitress

Gina Gallego
as Patricia

Electra Avellan
as Lizzy

Jennifer Tung
as Deputy Cook

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Mar 25, 2011

Oh an awful straight to DVD vampire film. Very amateur, the acting, story, script and direction are all poor. It doesn't seem to know what type of film it wants to be? It has a few pretty girls in it and that's about it! Watch The hills run red for a decent horror film with Sophie Monk in.

Dean K Super Reviewer
Sep 04, 2010

The premise is that vampires are God's lesbian angels of vengeance---literally (try to wrap your mind around that one). Unfortunately, despite the straight-faced but wacko setup, it plays out like a standard, predictable vampire B-movie in its last two-thirds.

Greg S Super Reviewer
Jul 01, 2010

Quite possibly the worst movie ever made. Terrible on every count: dreadful cliches and caricatures, horrible, corny dialogue, ridiculous script and plot, horrid acting -but the kicker is that this was NOT meant to be over the top! The filmmaker is serious. This movie plays like something written by a stoned 14 year old boy hiding in the ladies room at a Star Trek convention, sitting in a stall with a typewriter on his lap and some really good Acapulco Gold.

Pamela D Super Reviewer