Life Blood Reviews

  • Apr 25, 2012

    Not even worth it! Disaster!

    Not even worth it! Disaster!

  • Jul 21, 2011

    A few stylish jump cuts help to distinguish it from your usual claptrap, but that's about it. The premise promises silliness galore, perhaps a gory horror-exploitation, but the film delivers very little praiseworthy in terms of script, acting or direction. Just another frightless straight-to-DVD crap-fest that's not worth the effort to press 'play'.

    A few stylish jump cuts help to distinguish it from your usual claptrap, but that's about it. The premise promises silliness galore, perhaps a gory horror-exploitation, but the film delivers very little praiseworthy in terms of script, acting or direction. Just another frightless straight-to-DVD crap-fest that's not worth the effort to press 'play'.

  • Jul 12, 2011

    Has to be one of the stupidest movies ever made!!

    Has to be one of the stupidest movies ever made!!

  • Jul 10, 2011

    well it was entertaining

    well it was entertaining

  • Jul 07, 2011

    8 April 2011 Really weird movie...started off as one movie ended as another. Basically 2 lesbians come back as vampire angels...one good one not so good.

    8 April 2011 Really weird movie...started off as one movie ended as another. Basically 2 lesbians come back as vampire angels...one good one not so good.

  • Jun 19, 2011

    Just dreadful. The only point of mention is the corny, and I mean very corny, one liners that prove to be hilarious . The notion of two lesbian angels come vampires is truly forgettable ....

    Just dreadful. The only point of mention is the corny, and I mean very corny, one liners that prove to be hilarious . The notion of two lesbian angels come vampires is truly forgettable ....

  • Jun 12, 2011

    Seriously... This movie didn't just lose the plot... It never had one! The effects weren't too bad, but the acting was more wooden than Heather Mills' other leg! Lesbian vampires? God is a lesbian woman? I'm guessing it was made by a straight man. Amusingly awful.

    Seriously... This movie didn't just lose the plot... It never had one! The effects weren't too bad, but the acting was more wooden than Heather Mills' other leg! Lesbian vampires? God is a lesbian woman? I'm guessing it was made by a straight man. Amusingly awful.

  • Jun 12, 2011

    Seriously... This movie didn't just lose the plot... It never had one! The effects weren't too bad, but the acting was more wooden than Heather Mills' other leg! Lesbian vampires? God is a lesbian woman? I'm guessing it was made by a straight man. Amusingly awful.

    Seriously... This movie didn't just lose the plot... It never had one! The effects weren't too bad, but the acting was more wooden than Heather Mills' other leg! Lesbian vampires? God is a lesbian woman? I'm guessing it was made by a straight man. Amusingly awful.

  • May 18, 2011

    Very simple movie, which is not necessarily bad. No unexpected plot twists, some semi nudity, characters making wrong choices at incredibly wrong moments, all the ingredients for a slasher. A reasonable way to pass the time.

    Very simple movie, which is not necessarily bad. No unexpected plot twists, some semi nudity, characters making wrong choices at incredibly wrong moments, all the ingredients for a slasher. A reasonable way to pass the time.

  • Dean K Super Reviewer
    Mar 25, 2011

    Oh an awful straight to DVD vampire film. Very amateur, the acting, story, script and direction are all poor. It doesn't seem to know what type of film it wants to be? It has a few pretty girls in it and that's about it! Watch The hills run red for a decent horror film with Sophie Monk in.

    Oh an awful straight to DVD vampire film. Very amateur, the acting, story, script and direction are all poor. It doesn't seem to know what type of film it wants to be? It has a few pretty girls in it and that's about it! Watch The hills run red for a decent horror film with Sophie Monk in.