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Little Giants Quotes

  • Tad Simpson: I should've gone to summer school!

  • Tad Simpson: [to the referee while being chased by Kevin's Cowboys] Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle! Blow it, blow it! Blow the whistle! Blow the- [gets pummeled offscreen as the referee finally blows the whistle]

  • Tad Simpson: [being chased by Kevin's Cowboys] I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!

  • Jake Berman: [about his helmet] I can't see with this thing on!

  • Timmy Moore: [after getting knocked down and ran over by Spike] Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
    Rudy Zolteck: Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!

  • Danny O'Shea: [disguising his voice as an old lady] State police? Oh, thank God! My name is Thelma Mae Rogers. I'm 86 years old. I live in Urbania. There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station spying on some kids! [passes the phone to Timmy, who feign cries] We're all really scared. I just don't think it's right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear!
    Timmy Moore: Please hurry!
    Danny O'Shea: Oh, no! [hangs up the phone] Nice job. [high fives Timmy]

  • Kevin O'Shea: [upon discovering the inside of Zoltecks helmet] Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Are you nuts?
    Rudy Zolteck: [takes a bite] It's still good!
    Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son.

  • Jake Berman: [to Danny after arriving overly protected] My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough. [the team comes over and plays pushes with him] This is great! Keep pushing! I can't feel a th- [smacks into a pole and falls down] [the concerned team says his name and asks if he's alright]

  • Spike Hammersmith: [to Becky, the Ice Box] Your mine, Pom Pom!

  • Murphy: [to Jake] Hey, four-eyes! [pokes him]
    Jake Berman: Ow!
    Murphy: Want your mama? [laughs and walks away]
    Jake Berman: Don't be talkin' bout my mama!

  • Hanon: [talking to his hands after failing to catch the football] Why do you do this to me, fellas? I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold...

  • Tad Simpson: [seeing their uniforms] Death shrouds.
    Danny O'Shea: [flips one around] They've got your names on the back.
    Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.

  • Danny O'Shea: [introducing the Little Giants to their parents] Rudy Zoleteck, your friendly neighborhood gasman!
    Mr. Zolteck: Gasman? I don't get it.
    Mrs. Zolteck: Think about it.

  • Rudy Zolteck: [upon discovering the Ice Box (Becky) is cheerleading instead of playing football] That's it, I'm leaving the country! I'm moving to New Mexico!

  • Rudy Zolteck: You raaaaang?

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