London Boulevard Reviews

  • Sep 07, 2017

    My wife and I watched it on holiday in Greece and were gripped by the storyline and performances. The tomatometer is way off on this rating. Boo!

    My wife and I watched it on holiday in Greece and were gripped by the storyline and performances. The tomatometer is way off on this rating. Boo!

  • Jun 09, 2017

    Big positive surprise. Even though little "dramatic", fun to watch and clever.

    Big positive surprise. Even though little "dramatic", fun to watch and clever.

  • Mar 04, 2017

    didn't care much about this movie

    didn't care much about this movie

  • Dec 04, 2016

    London Boulevard is an okay film. It is about an ex-con with a reputation tries to go straight by working as a handy man for a reclusive actress. Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell give decent performances. The screenplay is a little slow in places. William Monahan did an alright job directing this movie. I liked this motion picture because of the drama.

    London Boulevard is an okay film. It is about an ex-con with a reputation tries to go straight by working as a handy man for a reclusive actress. Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell give decent performances. The screenplay is a little slow in places. William Monahan did an alright job directing this movie. I liked this motion picture because of the drama.

  • Oct 28, 2016

    I'm not sure if "London Boulevard" is trying to be a gangster flick or a satire of one, but, whichever, it's a horribly misguided and superficial directorial debut from William Monahan, screenwriter of Martin Scorsese's far superior "The Departed."

    I'm not sure if "London Boulevard" is trying to be a gangster flick or a satire of one, but, whichever, it's a horribly misguided and superficial directorial debut from William Monahan, screenwriter of Martin Scorsese's far superior "The Departed."

  • Jul 11, 2016

    An entertaining watch but too much dialogue lost in mumbling to be able to follow its convoluted plot.

    An entertaining watch but too much dialogue lost in mumbling to be able to follow its convoluted plot.

  • Aug 29, 2015

    WOW......WOW.....WOW.....SO SO SO SO SO BAD......MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO SO DREADFUL, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO DREADFUL, IT IS SO SO SO DREADFUL, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH.......WARNING THIS MOVIE CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTNING EFFECTS THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE......MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH A BAD MOVIE 2 WATCH, JUST AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL IT IS SUCH A BAD MOVIE 2 WATCH, JUST AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS IT IS THAT BAD.....JUST DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE IT IS SO AWFUL.......ITS GOT A GOOD SOUNDTRACK THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE.....BUT MAN THIS MOVIE IS SO SO SO AWFUL 2 WATCH....

    WOW......WOW.....WOW.....SO SO SO SO SO BAD......MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO SO DREADFUL, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SO SO SO DREADFUL, IT IS SO SO SO DREADFUL, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH.......WARNING THIS MOVIE CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTNING EFFECTS THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE......MAN THIS IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MESSY MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH AN AWFUL MOVIE 2 WATCH, IT IS SUCH A BAD MOVIE 2 WATCH, JUST AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL IT IS SUCH A BAD MOVIE 2 WATCH, JUST AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS IT IS THAT BAD.....JUST DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE IT IS SO AWFUL.......ITS GOT A GOOD SOUNDTRACK THROUGHOUT THIS MOVIE.....BUT MAN THIS MOVIE IS SO SO SO AWFUL 2 WATCH....

  • Jun 12, 2015

    This British gangster film, brimful with the usual cliches, was the directorial debut of William Monahan (the Oscar-winning screenwriter of The Departed), who seems to be trying to ape Martin Scorsese's style with this lame effort. Colin Farrell plays a former gangster, fresh from a spell in Pentonville prison for GBH, who finds himself torn between two employment opportunities within a day of walking free. The first is to become a debt collector for Ray Winstone's firm, whilst the other is to do some handyman work for a reclusive actress (Knightley) who doesn't like being snapped by the paparazzi following the breakdown of her marriage. Farrell makes his choice, but, of course, it's never that easy to go straight. The script is very messy, possibly not helped by some terrible editing which leaves you wondering who certain characters are or what purpose they deliver to the story (the doctor, the vagrant, some random Bosnian). Even the 'romance' between Farrell & Knightley seems wedged in like a jigsaw puzzle piece which simply doesn't fit. Though the cast is promising, the performances aren't the best. Farrell's London accent wavers, Winstone merely drops the C-bomb a lot and Knightley is completely unconvincing & miscast. Everyone else is underused or unnecessary, aside from David Thewlis as a pot-smoking thespian, though again, his character is totally underwritten. The biggest insult is that this film attempts to parallel itself with Billy Wilder's classic, Sunset Boulevard. A total mess of an effort which deservedly flopped at the box office.

    This British gangster film, brimful with the usual cliches, was the directorial debut of William Monahan (the Oscar-winning screenwriter of The Departed), who seems to be trying to ape Martin Scorsese's style with this lame effort. Colin Farrell plays a former gangster, fresh from a spell in Pentonville prison for GBH, who finds himself torn between two employment opportunities within a day of walking free. The first is to become a debt collector for Ray Winstone's firm, whilst the other is to do some handyman work for a reclusive actress (Knightley) who doesn't like being snapped by the paparazzi following the breakdown of her marriage. Farrell makes his choice, but, of course, it's never that easy to go straight. The script is very messy, possibly not helped by some terrible editing which leaves you wondering who certain characters are or what purpose they deliver to the story (the doctor, the vagrant, some random Bosnian). Even the 'romance' between Farrell & Knightley seems wedged in like a jigsaw puzzle piece which simply doesn't fit. Though the cast is promising, the performances aren't the best. Farrell's London accent wavers, Winstone merely drops the C-bomb a lot and Knightley is completely unconvincing & miscast. Everyone else is underused or unnecessary, aside from David Thewlis as a pot-smoking thespian, though again, his character is totally underwritten. The biggest insult is that this film attempts to parallel itself with Billy Wilder's classic, Sunset Boulevard. A total mess of an effort which deservedly flopped at the box office.

  • May 25, 2015

    William Monahan's directorial debut is loaded with style. But while it all looks great - it fails to engage and ever feel believable.

    William Monahan's directorial debut is loaded with style. But while it all looks great - it fails to engage and ever feel believable.

  • Feb 26, 2015

    LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS FILM. The critics are wrong.

    LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS FILM. The critics are wrong.