The Lonely Ones (2006) - Rotten Tomatoes

The Lonely Ones (2006)





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Anticipating a weekend of R & R in the mountainous region of Northern Arizona, nine college buddies lodge at a remote cabin -- where local lore warns them of the horrifying evil that slinks in the dark forest. Dismissing the cautions of the nearby townspeople, the friends are now trapped in a night of blood-soaked terror that will transform this simple getaway into a permanent vacation. David Michael Quiroz Jr. helms this indie slasher flick.
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If you find that you're a lonely one, you might try to meet other lonely ones. A good way to do this is to go to film school so you can learn how to make a proper movie. Or you could sign up for acting lessons. Then you'll not only meet other lonely ones, you won't look like you're in a fourth grade school play when you're on screen! There's no good reason to be a lonely one if you don't want to be lonely, just as there's no good reason to see "The Lonely Ones" unless you want to see what people who don't know how to make a film or act can accomplish on a budget of around $39.95. I gave it two stars because it's so lifelessly awful that it's fun to riff on; otherwise it would've gotten 1.5. Oh, and the black guy dies first. You'll be expecting that if you make it through the first 15 minutes of this dud about human-eating ghouls who sometimes have sex with their victims... but only after a long scene about how awful it is to be a ghoul. Seriously. RUN!!!!

Brian Seitzman
Brian Seitzman

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