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Loosies Reviews

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Marshall Fine
Hollywood & Fine
January 13, 2012
Far from perfect, but just smart enough to keep you plugged in and not make you regret investing time.
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Rex Reed
New York Observer
January 10, 2012
Not a great movie, but satisfying enough to hold attention and win your affection -- a rare blue-plate combo on today's overcrowded menu of movie chaos that sticks to your ribs and stays there.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Prairie Miller
January 1, 2012
Facinelli, alias well behaved bloodsucker Dr. Carlisle Cullen, has moves on screen that display a notable talent for extending that previous narrow range. But the unremarkable romance in the story could have definitely benefited from a lot more bite.
Renee Schonfeld
Common Sense Media
July 24, 2014
Violent redemption tale has mature themes, profanity.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
James Luxford
The National
August 30, 2012
a very transparent vehicle for Facinelli
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Todd Jorgenson
January 20, 2012
Facinelli brings charisma to his lead role, but the script is an unconvincing series of contrivances.
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Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
January 19, 2012
Full Review | Original Score: C+
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John DeFore
Hollywood Reporter
January 13, 2012
Making romance a big part of the mix dooms a movie already saddled with one of the worst titles in recent memory.
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Kyle Smith
New York Post
January 13, 2012
Romantic comedies are often as contrived and irritating as "Loosies," but few feature a lead character so lacking in appeal.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
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Ronnie Scheib
January 12, 2012
Facinelli's transformation from feckless charmer to committed caretaker seems contrived, leaving the film feeling like a series of stitched-together scenes with little internal drive.
Ethan Alter
Television Without Pity
January 11, 2012
So ham-fisted...it's hard to take seriously.
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Nick Schager
Village Voice
January 10, 2012
Loosies has a bevy of colorful character actors -- from Michael Madsen and William Forsythe to Vincent Gallo and Joe Pantoliano -- but little character.
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Manohla Dargis
New York Times
January 10, 2012
An amorphous, laugh-flecked drama about a New York City pickpocket that mostly comes across as a feature-length advertisement for its likable star and writer, Peter Facinelli.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
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David Fear
Time Out
January 10, 2012
When Vincent Gallo's crazy-sleazy-cool act is the sole element of realism, there's a problem.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Chuck Bowen
Slant Magazine
January 10, 2012
The film's aggressively low-budget aesthetic is meant to be lively and rife with integrity.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
David Noh
Film Journal International
January 6, 2012
"Loosies" are what you call single cigarettes you can buy in New York bodegas, and that is about all you'll really learn from this strenuously rambunctious effort.
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Leah Rozen
January 20, 2012
Drew Taylor
The Playlist
January 13, 2012
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