Lord Protector: The Riddle of the Chosen Reviews

  • Christian C Super Reviewer
    Sep 03, 2016

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is awful! Ha ha ha ha ha! Acting is still considered a "profession", guys! OMFG! This is awful!...and I love its delicious suckiness! Sometimes it's not the actors' fault -- it's the director's. And sometimes, just everyone sucks. It's also quite possible that some of the home video travel footage I store in my garage was accidentally cut into the main feature, so royalty payments are expected. I'm just sayin'.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is awful! Ha ha ha ha ha! Acting is still considered a "profession", guys! OMFG! This is awful!...and I love its delicious suckiness! Sometimes it's not the actors' fault -- it's the director's. And sometimes, just everyone sucks. It's also quite possible that some of the home video travel footage I store in my garage was accidentally cut into the main feature, so royalty payments are expected. I'm just sayin'.

  • Sep 27, 2011

    A bit buffon... very light and fairy tale-like

    A bit buffon... very light and fairy tale-like

  • Brett W Super Reviewer
    Sep 20, 2009

    Like Renaissance fairs? Wish they featured more community theatre over-actors, badly choreographed fights, and costumes that would make even Bob Mackie cry? Well I've got some good news for ya, chief; it's called Lord Protector and it's GENIUS! Phooey to the naysayers who sayeth that thiseth isn't the most craptacular thing they've ever witnessed. Every second of it is like a nugget of golden crap sent from bad movie heaven to lift future generations out of economic recessions. This just might be the worst thing a group of people has done since 'Cats'...or the holocaust. I can't even begin to imagine what copious amount of shrooms was required to keep the cast from fully realizing how damaging this was to humanity.

    Like Renaissance fairs? Wish they featured more community theatre over-actors, badly choreographed fights, and costumes that would make even Bob Mackie cry? Well I've got some good news for ya, chief; it's called Lord Protector and it's GENIUS! Phooey to the naysayers who sayeth that thiseth isn't the most craptacular thing they've ever witnessed. Every second of it is like a nugget of golden crap sent from bad movie heaven to lift future generations out of economic recessions. This just might be the worst thing a group of people has done since 'Cats'...or the holocaust. I can't even begin to imagine what copious amount of shrooms was required to keep the cast from fully realizing how damaging this was to humanity.