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  • Max: I told you never to come in here. Wild kids.
    Lucy Emerson: Oh, they're just young. We were that age, too, once. But they dress better.


  • Max: My own brother a God damned shit sucking vampire! You wait 'til mom finds out buddy!
    Sam Emerson: My own brother a God damned shit sucking vampire! You wait 'til mom finds out buddy!


  • Marko: i dont know, where are we paul
    Marko: I don't know. What's going on, Paul?


  • Paul: you killed marko
    Paul: You killed Marko!


  • Grandpa: One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach,all the damn vampires.
    Grandpa: One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.


  • Edgar Frog: Kill your brother. You'll feel better


  • Michael: ''I can't beat your bike.''
    Michael: I can't beat your bike.
    Michael Emerson: I can't beat your bike.
    David: ''You don't need to beat me. You just need to keep up.''
    David: You don't need to beat me. You just need to keep up.
    David: You don't have to beat me, Michael. You've just gotta try and keep up.


  • Sam: You're a vampire! I knew it!
    Michael: I am not!
    Sam: So what are you? The flying nun?


  • Paul: Garlic don't work boys
    Paul: Garlic don't work boys.
    Edgar Frog: Then try it with holy water deadbreath!


  • Grandpa: There's one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach....all the damn vampires.


  • Alan Frog: Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!


  • Edgar Frog: Great, the bloodsucking brady bunch!


  • Edgar Frog: Good Night Blood Sucker!
    Edgar Frog: Good night blood sucker!


  • Grandpa: Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.


  • Grandpa: Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.


  • Sam: Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.


  • Sam: There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!
    Sam: There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? No MTV!


  • Sam: Death by stereo!


  • Edgar Frog: I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.


  • Edgar Frog: Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!


  • David: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!


  • Grandpa: Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.


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