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The Love Guru Quotes

  • Guru Pitka: People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things about yourself.


  • Guru Pitka: mariska hargitay...Mariska Hargitay.
    Guru Pitka: Mariska Hargitay...Mariska Hargitay.


  • Guru Pitka: i once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.
    Guru Pitka: I once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.


  • Guru Pitka: Give me a pound... lock it down.... break the pickle... tickle tickle!


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