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Machete Kills Quotes

  • La Chameleón: You and all your drug pushing compadres' just derailed my pursuit so frankly, I'm leaning in another direction entirely.
    Dying Cartel Guy: Please, give me mercy
    La Chameleón: There's about three things I'd rather give you, and they're all in the chamber of this gun. Straight up, or with some flair? Straight up or flair?
    Dying Cartel Guy: Whatever is the more interesting way to die...

  • Miss San Antonio: This dress cost more than your fucking life!

  • Miss San Antonio: This dress cost more than your fucking life!

  • Machete: [Answering the phone] This is Machete!
    Machete: This is Machete!

  • Machete: Machete don't joke!

  • Machete: Machete don't fail!

  • Machete: Machete don't smoke!

  • Mr. President: I'm the president of the United fucking States!

  • Machete: [Looking to a wall of weapons] What happen to the world peace?
    Machete: What happen to the world peace?
    Miss San Antonio: Fuck the world peace.

  • La Chameleón: Hola, motherfucker!

  • La Chameleón: Straight up? or with some flair?
    La Chameleón: Straight up? Or with some flair?

  • Luz: Taco time.

  • Machete: Machete don't tweet.

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