Machete Kills Reviews

October 15, 2013
Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
October 11, 2013
Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
October 11, 2013
A self-aware exploitation picture that winks as it picks your pocket.
October 11, 2013
When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
October 11, 2013
"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
October 11, 2013
Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.
October 11, 2013
Machete kills, sure. Unfortunately, he overkills.
October 10, 2013
Machete Kills dulls more than anything.
October 10, 2013
Until your eyes glaze over after about a half-hour, "Machete Kills" might put a twisted smirk of guilty amusement on your face.
October 10, 2013
Uses a dull blade to hack away at the same targets that the first film so deftly eviscerated, namely B-movies.