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Magic Mike Quotes

  • Adam: Dude, this has no back.
    Magic Mike: Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong.


  • Magic Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.


  • Dallas: The law says you cant touch, but I see a lot of Law...Breakers ;)
    Dallas: The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.


  • Magic Mike: Are we fighting? Is this our first fight?


  • Paige: Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
    Magic Mike: Either one.
    Paige: I was hoping this was all a joke.
    Magic Mike: It is pretty funny.


  • Magic Mike: Distressed? [slams huge wad of cash on bank clerk's desk] Does THIS look like distressed?


  • Dallas: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along
    Dallas: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along.


  • Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
    Magic Mike: There are some fives in there.
    Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
    Magic Mike: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.


  • Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonigh
    Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight.


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