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Mallrats Quotes

  • Tricia: When are men going to learn that women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
    Brodie: Be fair, all right? Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.


  • Brodie: I love the smell of commerce in the morning.


  • T.S. Quint: I'd prefer ritual suicide.


  • Brodie: Breakfasts come and go, Rene. Now Hartford? The Whale? They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
    Brodie: Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, 'the Whale,' they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.


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