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Mars Attacks! Quotes

  • President Dale: SHUT UP! Shut up, SHUT UP!


  • Donald Kessler: We need a welcome mat, not a row of tanks!


  • Jason Stone: When the Martians land, will the press have access?


  • Jason Stone: She's flirting with him!


  • Taffy Dale: Can you keep it down? Some people live here.


  • President Dale: Can't we all just get along?


  • Billy Glenn Norris: i surrender
    Billy Glenn Norris: I surrender.


  • President Dale: We still got two out of three branches of congress, and that aint bad!"
    President Dale: We still got two out of three branches of congress, and that ain't bad!


  • Grandma Norris: Richie, I think these guys are very sick.
    Richie Norris: What's happend to them? What's killin them?
    Grandma Norris: I think it must be my music.


  • Donald Kessler: Nathalie? Nathalie, is that you?
    Nathalie Lake: Yes, How are you feeling?
    Donald Kessler: Not terribly good, i'm afraid.
    Nathalie Lake: May I ask you just one question?
    Donald Kessler: Sure, Of course you can, Nathalie.
    Nathalie Lake: Were you flirting with me on the show? Because if you were, I just want you to know that i liked it.
    Donald Kessler: You did? Really? I watched you quite a bit. I had something of a schoolboy crush on you for. Oh, Gosh, Ages!


  • Rude Gambler: You are Tom Jones!


  • President Dale: Can we just all get along?


  • Grandma Norris: They blew up congress! (Laughs)


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