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  • Rocket Raccoon: More exactly, we go threw you.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: ....I'm with them.


  • Gamora: I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends.


  • Drax: No one talks to my friends like that.


  • Rocket Raccoon: You're making me beat up grass!


  • Groot: I am Groot.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Oh will you shut up about that? God, 20 years you've been throwing that in my face. Like it's some great thing, "not eating me". Normal people don't even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it.


  • Gamora: No! I know what you're trying to do, Star-Lord! And I am not going to succumb to your... pelvic sorcery!


  • Nebula: You disappoint me, sister. Of all our siblings, I hated you the least.


  • Rocket Raccoon: You just want to suck the joy out of everything.


  • Rocket Raccoon: His people are entirely literal. Metaphors go right over his head.
    Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are excellent and I would catch it.


  • Denarian Saal: What a bunch of a-holes.


  • Drax the Destroyer: Ronan was just a puppet. Thanos is the one I really have to kill.


  • Drax the Destroyer: What if someone does something that irks me and I decide to remove his spine?
    Rhomann Dey: That's... that's actually... murder. One of the worst crimes of all, so... also illegal.
    Drax the Destroyer: Hmm.


  • Rhomann Dey: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.
    Rocket Raccoon: Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?
    Rhomann Dey: Then you will be arrested.
    Rocket Raccoon: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
    Rhomann Dey: Still illegal.
    Rocket Raccoon: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? [to Gamora] What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?
    Rocket Raccoon: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers... I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
    Drax the Destroyer: To do what?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: ...To give a shit, for once and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.
    Rocket Raccoon: Quill... stopping Ronan... it's impossible. You're asking us to die.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Yeah, I guess I am.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Oh will you shut up about that? God, 20 years you've been throwing that in my face. Like it's some great thing, "not eating me". Normal people don't even think about eating someone else, much less, that person having to be grateful for it.


  • Gamora: I know who you are Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your... pelvic sorcery.


  • Gamora: What do you do with it?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Do? Nothing. You listen to it. Or you dance.
    Gamora: I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Really? Well on my planet, there's a legend about people like you. It's called... Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, is the greatest thing there is.
    Gamora: Who put the sticks up their butts?


  • Drax the Destroyer: I will put more of this liquid into my body.
    Rocket Raccoon: That's the first thing you said that wasn't batshit crazy.


  • Drax the Destroyer: You! Man who has lain with an Askervarian.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: It was one time, man.


  • Groot: I am Groot.
    Rocket Raccoon: Four of us? Asleep for the danger, awake for the money as for friggin' usual.


  • Drax the Destroyer: I like your knife. I'm keeping it.
    Burly Prisoner: That was my favorite knife.


  • Rocket Raccoon: Oh, what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan anyway.


  • Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.


  • Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I will catch it!


  • Gamora: Who put sticks in their butts? That's just cruel.


  • Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are to fast, ill catch it.


  • Korath: Star Lord...
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Finally!


  • Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head.....my reflex are too fast and I would catch it


  • Gamora: And by the way...your ship is filthy.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Filthy? She has no idea. If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.


  • Denarian Saal: What a bunch of A-holes


  • Drax the Destroyer: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it!


  • Rocket Raccoon: Look, I'm standing up! See? We're all standing now! Like a bunch of jackasses...


  • Gamora: Who put sticks in their butts? That just seems cruel.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.


  • Gamora: Quill, your ship is filthy.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: She has no idea. If I turn on a black light, this place will look like a Jackson Pollock painting


  • Rocket Raccoon: Now I'm standing up too. See? We're all standing up. Like a bunch of jackasses.


  • Rocket Raccoon: You have been carrying it around in your purse this entire time!!!!
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: It's not a purse it's a knapsack!!!


  • Rocket Raccoon: Oh, yeah!


  • Rocket Raccoon: Quit smiling you idiot, we're supposed to be professionals.


  • Drax the Destroyer: Finger to the throat means death. Metaphor!


  • Gamora: We're just like Kevin Bacon!


  • Rocket Raccoon: Why would you want to save the galaxy?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Because I'm one of the idiots who live there!
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Because I'm one of the idiots who live in it!


  • Groot: We are Groot.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: They got my dick message!


  • Drax the Destroyer: Behold.


  • Groot: I am Groot
    Rocket Raccoon: Why are you doing this!


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: I found something inside myself, incredibly heroic...not to brag.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Dance-off, bro. Me and you.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: There's a little pee coming out of me.


  • Gamora: I will not sucomb to your pelvic sorcery.
    Gamora: I will not succumb to your pelvic sorcery.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: You've got the best eyebrows in the business.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: I come from a planet of outlaws: Billie the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos...


  • Rocket Raccoon: I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together again.


  • Groot: I am Groot
    Rocket Raccoon: So what it's better than 11%, what does that have to do with anything?


  • Drax the Destroyer: Why would I put my finger on his throat?


  • Drax the Destroyer: Don't call me a thesaurus.


  • Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I am on is not saving me.
    Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Like three seconds ago!!
    Drax the Destroyer: I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else.


  • Rocket Raccoon: Ain't no thing like me, except me!


  • Drax the Destroyer: I am not a princess!


  • Rocket Raccoon: Laughs.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: That's not a real laugh.
    Rocket Raccoon: Oh, it's real!


  • Ronan the Accuser: What are you doing?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: I'm distracting you, you turd!
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: I'm distracting you, you turd-blossom!


  • Gamora: I'm gonna die, surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.


  • Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy outta everything!


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.


  • Rocket Raccoon: We're the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: We're them.


  • Rocket Raccoon: Why would you want to save the galaxy!?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: 'Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!


  • Groot: I am Groot.


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: What's that?
    Rocket Raccoon: It's a bomb.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: And you just leave it lying around?!
    Rocket Raccoon: I was going to put it in a box.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: What's a box going to do?!


  • Peter Quill/Star-Lord: I look around, and you know what I see? Losers, but life's given us a chance.


  • Rhomann Dey: This might not be the best idea.


  • Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
    Rhomann Dey: Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.


  • Korath: Who are you?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: There's one other name you might know me by... Star Lord.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Star Lord...
    Korath: ...Who?
    Korath: Who?
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw.
    Peter Quill/Star-Lord: Star Lord man, the legendary outlaw? forget it...


  • Rocket Racoon: This one here is our booty!
    Groot: This one here, is our booth!


  • Korath: Who are you?


  • Rhomann Dey: There is this one group known as The Guardians of the Galaxy.


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