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Marvel's The Avengers Quotes

  • Jarvis: The barrier is pure energy. It's unbreachable.


  • Jarvis: Sir, the Mark VII is not ready for deployment.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Well then skip the spinning rims, we're on the clock!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Have you ever had shawarma?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: *grunts*
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is but I wanna try it.


  • Loki: I have an army!
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.


  • Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.


  • Loki: What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.
    Loki: Yes. I've met them
    Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction i'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod. A super soldier, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki: That was the plan.
    Tony Stark: Not a great plan.


  • Captain America: There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like "that."


  • Captain America: Hulk...smash!


  • Thor: Be careful what you say, he is my brother!
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He killed 80 people today.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He's killed 80 people in the last two days.
    Thor: He was adopted.


  • Agent Maria Hill: Since when did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Last night
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Last night.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: that man is playing galaga! he thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: That man is playing galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: how does fury even see these? (referring to screens)
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: How does fury even see these?
    Agent Maria Hill: He turns.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: sounds exhausting
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Sounds exhausting.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That man has a brain full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
    Thor: Have care of how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asguard. And he is my brother.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days,
    Thor: He's adopted
    Thor: He's adopted.


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: How'd you get him out?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Cognitive recalibration
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: (looks confused)
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I hit you really hard on the head


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in? Do you know what it's like to be unmade?


  • Captain America: Stark we need a plan of attack!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: I have a plan. Attack!


  • The Other: The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world, a human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead, and our force, our Chitauri, will follow. A world will be his. The Universe, yours. And the humans, what can the do but burn?


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: This is a submarine?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Really?! They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?!
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Really? They want me in a submerged pressurized metal container?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: (ship takes off) Oh, this is much worse.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Oh, this is much worse.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: There was a lot of buzz around here...finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: There was a lot of buzz around here finding you in the ice. I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.


  • Loki: Freedom....Life's biggest lie.
    Loki: Freedom. Life's biggest lie.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: You know, I think we were having a moment.
    Pepper Potts: I think I was having 12% of a moment.


  • Captain America: There's only one God ma'am, and I'm sure He doesn't dress like that!
    Captain America: There's only one God ma'am and I'm sure He doesn't dress like that!


  • Thor: Do not touch me again.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
    Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Uh, Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
    Thor: This is beyond you metal man. Loki must face Asgardian justice
    Nick Fury: He gives up the cube he's all yours. Until then stay out of the way. Tourist.


  • Thor: Hand over the tesseract!
    Loki: I missed you too, brother.
    Thor: Do I seem to be in a gaming mood?


  • Loki: I have an army
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Puny God!


  • Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.


  • Loki: Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL! [Everyone becomes quiet and kneels before him]
    Loki: Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL! [everyone becomes quiet and kneels before him]
    Loki: Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.


  • Tony Stark: *to Banner* "You really have got a handle on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
    Tony Stark: [to Banner] You really have got a handle on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is everything a joke to you?
    Tony Stark: Funny things are.


  • Nick Fury: In case it's unclear, if you try to escape, if you so much as scratch that glass...30,000 feet straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works? Ant. Boot.


  • Nick Fury: What I want to know is how he controlled their minds like a bunch of flying monkeys!
    Thor: I do not understand.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: I DO!
    Tony Stark: *rolls his eyes*
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: I understood that reference.


  • Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot!
    Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?


  • Young Shield Pilot: Target acquired.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: *jumps on the plane*
    Young Shield Pilot: Target angry! Target angry!


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is this a submarine?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Really? They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?


  • Nick Fury: Let me know if "Real Power" wants a magazine or something.
    Nick Fury: Let me know if 'Real Power' wants a magazine or something.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Jarvis, grow a spine. I'm on a date.


  • Nick Fury: Sir, put down the spear.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Sorry kids, guess you don't get to see my party trick after all.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Sorry, kids. You don't get to see my party trick after all.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: It looks like Christmas. Only with more...me.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: You're gonna lose.
    Loki: Am I?
    Agent Phil Coulson: It's in your nature.
    Loki: Your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky... where is my disadvantage?
    Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction.
    Loki: I don't think I...
    Agent Phil Coulson: [shoots Loki] So that's what it does...


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above eveyrybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
    Loki: The soldier. A man out of time.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: I'm not the one who's out of time.


  • Tony Stark: Jarvis, have you ever heard the tale of Jonah?
    Jarvis: I wouldn't consider him a role-model, sir.


  • Loki: What disadvantage do I have?
    Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret captain I'm always angry


  • Loki: In the end, you will always kneel.


  • Nick Fury: How bad is it?
    Agent Phil Coulson: That's the problem sir. We don't know.


  • Tony Stark: Tourist.


  • Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki: And an ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Make your move reindeer games.


  • Loki: What is it you want?
    Black Widow: It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
    Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? (...) Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.


  • Thor: (Thor crashes Loki into the ground)"Where's the Tesseract?!?!"
    Thor: [Thor crashes Loki into the ground] Where's the Tesseract?
    Loki: (Loki laying on his back laughing) "Oh, I've missed you, too."
    Loki: [Loki laying on his back laughing] Oh, I've missed you, too.


  • Nick Fury: I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've chosen to ignore it!


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [roars]
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: What the hell- What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.


  • The Other: The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world. A human world. They would wield its power, but our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead. And our force, our Chitauri, will follow. The world will be his. The universe yours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?


  • Loki: I said kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.


  • Jarvis: Power to four-hundred percent capacity.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: How about that?


  • Nick Fury: There was an idea... to bring together a group of remarkable people. To make them work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that... we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea. In heroes.


  • Thor: I have unfinished business with him.
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Yeah, well get in line.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: He's an astrophysicist.
    Thor: He's a friend.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Thor, what's his play?
    Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: An army. From outer space.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
    Thor: Selvig?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: He's an astrophysicist.


  • Loki: How will your friends have time fighting me... [raises staff] When they are fighting you? [taps Tony Stark's arc reactor with his staff, and nothing happens] [taps it again] This usually works...
    Tony Stark: Performance issues, huh?


  • Celebration Montage Interviewee: [Stan Lee playing chess, he appears on T.V.] Superheroes in New York?! It's all a hoax.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: (after almost turning into the Hulk in front of Black Widow) I'm sorry. That was mean.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [after almost turning into the Hulk in front of Black Widow] I'm sorry. That was mean.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: (observing Stark Tower) It's like Christmas, but with more...me.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: [observing Stark Tower] It's like Christmas, but with more...me.


  • Nick Fury: (pointing at Loki, then the button that will drop him out of the Helicarrier) Ant. Boot.
    Nick Fury: [pointing at Loki, then the button that will drop him out of the Helicarrier] Ant. Boot.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: I watched you sleep. Uh, I mean, I observed you while you were unconscious.


  • Celebration Montage Interviewee: [Played by Stan Lee, Marvel character creator] Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.
    Celebration Montage Interviewee: [played by Stan Lee, Marvel character creator] Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Stark? We got him.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Banner?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Just like you said.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then tell him to suit up... I'm bringing the party to you. [He and the Leviathan break out of a building and speed toward the rest of the Avengers]
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I don't see how that's a party...


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.
    Loki: Yes, I've met them.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki: That was the plan.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.


  • Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten you.
    Loki: You should have left your armor on for that.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage. You've got the blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?
    Loki: Stalling me won't change anything.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one.
    Loki: The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: If we can't protect the earth, you can be damned sure we'll avenge it.


  • Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    Nick Fury: Free from what?
    Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.


  • Nick Fury: Let me know if "real power" wants a magazine or something.
    Nick Fury: Well let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine, or something.


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Can you gimme a lift up there?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Sure thing, better clench up, Legolas.


  • Loki: How will your friends have time for me...when they're too busy fighting you? *taps Tony Stark's chest where his blue glowing thing is* *nothing happens* *taps his chest again* This usually works...
    Tony Stark: Performance issues, huh?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tell him [Banner] to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    Tony Stark / Iron Man: Tell him [Banner] to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: *Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I fail to see how this is a party...
    Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: *Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I fail to see how this is a party...
    Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: *Leviathan appears from around the corner of a building* I don't see how that's a party.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [In Russian] Do you really think I'm pretty?


  • Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    Nick Fury: Free from what?
    Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... You will know peace.


  • Loki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.
    Nick Fury: Free from what?
    Loki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart... [he turns to face Selvig who's standing behind him and places his spear against Selvig's heart]
    Loki: You will know peace. [he uses his abilities to control Selvig's mind]


  • Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.


  • Loki: [to crowd] Kneel before me. I said... KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
    German Old Man: [Stands] Not to men like you.
    Loki: There are no men like me.
    German Old Man: There are always men like you.


  • Loki: In the end, it will be every man for himself.


  • Loki: It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.


  • Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakov's daughter, Tugenov, the hospital fire? Yes, Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer... PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!... No, I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see the work he's done, and when he screams, I'll break his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I've got him.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Loki] Make a move, reindeer games.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Loki] Make your move, Reindeer Games.


  • Loki: (To Iron Man) If you want to threaten me, you should have left your suit on.
    Loki: [to Iron Man] If you want to threaten me, you should have left your suit on.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: What is this, Shakespeare in the park?


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
    Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...


  • Thor: You ready for another bout?
    Captain America: What, you gettin' sleepy?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tell him to suit up I'm bringing the party to you.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [big alien thing comes] I don't see how that's a party
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [big alien thing comes] I don't see how that's a party.


  • Thor: Brother, listen to me. [Gets pushed away by Iron Man]
    Thor: Brother, listen to me. [gets pushed away by Iron Man]
    Loki: I'm listening..


  • Tony Stark: You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!


  • Nick Fury: You know, when you say "peace", I kind of think you mean the other thing...
    Nick Fury: You know, when you say 'peace', I kind of think you mean the other thing...


  • The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench up, Legolas.


  • Loki: I am a god! You can not defeat me!!
    Loki: I am a god! You can not defeat me!
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: (smashes Loki)
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [smashes Loki]


  • Loki: What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mighiest Heroes' type thing.
    Loki: Yes, I've met them.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: "I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean...I was present...while you were...unconscious."
    Agent Phil Coulson: I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean...I was present...while you were...unconscious.
    Agent Phil Coulson: I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: Barton's been compromised.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Let me put you on hold.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: What else [have] you got?
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...


  • Captain America: Are you sure you can hold them off!
    Hawkeye: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Is this Shakespeare in the park?


  • Captain America: Go on put on the suit lets go a couple rounds [@ Iron Man]
    Captain America: Go on put on the suit lets go a couple rounds. [to Iron Man]
    Captain America: [Explosion on Ship] Go on, go put on the suit!
    Captain America: [explosion on Ship] Go on, go put on the suit!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: To Hulk "Finally, somebody who speaks English"
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Hulk] Finally, somebody who speaks English.


  • Loki: I am a god! I will NOT be bullied by a--- [gets cut off]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [starts slamming him around as if he were nothing]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: [starts slamming him around as if he were nothing] Puny god.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.


  • Thor: We're not finished yet.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: And then shawarma after.


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Why am I back? How did you get him out?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Cognitive recalibration I hit you really hard in the head.
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Thanks.


  • Thor: Bilchsteim. You know; huge, scaly, big antlers. Yo don't have those?
    Agent Phil Coulson: Don't think so.
    Thor: They are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Did I hurt anybody?
    Security Guard: There's nobody around here to get hurt.... You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.
    Security Guard: There's nobody around here to get hurt... You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.


  • Captain America: "Are you nuts?!"
    Captain America: Are you nuts?!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: (pauses while in conversation with another characters) "Jury's out" (continues conversation).
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: [pauses while in conversation with another characters] Jury's out [continues conversation]


  • Nick Fury: As of right now, we are at war.


  • Thor: Brother, listen to me... (gets blown away by Iron Man)
    Thor: Brother, listen to me... [gets blown away by Iron Man]
    Loki: I'm listening.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: His mind's like a bag of cats. You can smell crazy on him.


  • The Other: To challenge the earth is to court Death...
    The Other: To challenge the earth is to court death.


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: [Picks up his bow from weapons case] I need a distraction and an eyeball.
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: [picks up his bow from weapons case] I need a distraction and an eyeball.


  • German Old Man: I do not kneel to men like you.
    Loki: There are no men like me.
    German Old Man: There will always be men like you.


  • German Old Man: Son, you got a condition
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Yeah, I know...


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: I won't be surprised if the world isn't stranger.
    Nick Fury: I'll bet you $10 dollars on that.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: [on board the bridge of S.H.I.E.L.D's super heli-carrier. Looks around surprised in awestruck. Walks towards Nick Fury, handing him a $10 dollar bill]
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: [On board the bridge of S.H.I.E.L.D's super heli-carrier. Looks around surprised in awestruck. Walks towards Nick Fury, handing him a $10 dollar bill.]
    Nick Fury: [Nick Fury takes Steve Rogers $10 dollar bill]
    Nick Fury: [Nick Fury takes Steve Rogers $10 dollar bill.]


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: An intelligence agency that *fears* intelligence? Historically, not awesome
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: An intelligence agency that *fears* intelligence? Historically, not awesome.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Always a way out. You know you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: A hero? Like you? You're a lab experiment Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a BOTTLE.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Put on the suit, let's go a couple rounds.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious, from the ice. You know it's really just a, just a huge honor to have you on board.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.


  • Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
    Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
    Nick Fury: You planning to step on us?


  • Loki: Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.
    Nick Fury: You say peace. I kind of think you mean the other thing.


  • Agent Maria Hill: Those cards were in Coulson's locker.
    Nick Fury: I had to give them the push.


  • Captain America: You think you can hold them off?
    Hawkeye: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.


  • Nick Fury: Where's Barton?
    Professor Erik Selvig: You mean the hawk? He's up in his nest.


  • Tony Stark: I'm not marching to Fury's fife
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does. But right now we have to put that behind us and get this done. Now, Loki needs a power source. If we can put together-
    Tony Stark: (Interrupting) It's personal...
    Tony Stark: [interrupting] It's personal...
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: That's not the point.
    Tony Stark: That IS the point. That's Loki's point. He'll get all of us right at where we live. Why?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: To tear us apart.
    Tony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer's... great... but, he knows he has to take us out for him to win, right? THAT'S what he wants! He must beat us, he must be seen doing it... he wants an audience.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Right. We caught his act in Stuttgart...
    Tony Stark: Yeah. That's just previews... this is... this is opening night! And, Loki, he's a full-tilt diva... he wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a... monument built to the sky with his name plastered... (Realises Loki's plan) Son of a bitch...
    Tony Stark: Yeah. That's just previews... this is... this is opening night! And, Loki, he's a full-tilt diva... he wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a... monument built to the sky with his name plastered... [realises Loki's plan] Son of a bitch...


  • Captain America: I don't like it.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?
    Captain America: I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?
    Captain America: What?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. Y'know, doin' time as a... Cap-sicle.
    Captain America: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.


  • Tony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower sometime, top 10 floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's Candyland.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Thanks but, the last time I was in New York, I... kind of broke... Harlem.
    Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... (Zaps Bruce)
    Tony Stark: Well, I promise a stress-free environment, no surprises... [zaps Bruce]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Ow!
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey! Are you nuts?
    Tony Stark: (To Bruce) Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
    Tony Stark: [to Bruce] Nothing? You've really got a lid on it? What's your secret? Relaxing jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is everything a joke to you?
    Tony Stark: Funny things are!


  • Loki: There's not many people who can sneak up on me.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: But you figured I'd come.
    Loki: After. After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend, as a balm. And I would cooperate.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I wanna know what you've done to Agent Barton.
    Loki: I'd say I've expanded his mind.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: And once you've won, once you're king of the mountain, what happens to his mind?
    Loki: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.
    Loki: Tell me.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh...well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.
    Loki: And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Not let you out-
    Loki: (Interrupting) Ah, no. But I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian. Or I was.
    Loki: And what are you now?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: It's really not that complicated. I've got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.
    Loki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakoff's daughter? Sao Paulo? The hospital fire? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer. Pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
    Loki: (Slams fist against the glass) I won't barter Barton! Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: You're a monster.
    Loki: Oh, no. You brought the monster.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: So, Banner? That's your play?
    Loki: What?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: (Talks into earpiece) Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Set the door locked. (Turns to Loki) Thank you, for your cooperation.


  • Agent Coulson: I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was present while you were unconscious.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: This is just like Budapest, huh?
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: I have too much swag for this place!


  • Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment
    Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
    Pepper Potts: I was having 12% of the moment
    Pepper Potts: Oh, I was having 12% of it.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything.
    Georgi Luchkov: I... don't give everything.


  • Agent Maria Hill: These cards were in Coulson's locker.
    Nick Fury: I had to give them the push.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: We're all fighting against you.
    Loki: No, they won't have time to pay attention to me. They'll be too busy fighting you.


  • Captain America: Just put down the hammer.
    Thor: You want me to put the hammer down?


  • Celebration Montage Interviewee: (Stan Lee) Superheroes? In New York? Gimme a break!
    Celebration Montage Interviewee: Superheroes? In New York? Gimme a break!


  • Loki: There are no men like me.


  • Pepper Potts: Oh! You must be here about the Avengers initiative! Which, of course, I know nothing about.
    Agent Coulson: Yes, I am.
    Tony Stark: I thought I didn't qualify. Apparently I'm - what was it? - volatile, self obsessed. And I don't play well with others.
    Pepper Potts: I did know that.


  • Tony Stark: Hi! You've reached Tony Stark's life model answering machine. Please leave a message at the tone.
    Agent Coulson: [as he walks out of the elevator] Good evening Stark.
    Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Security breach! Your fault.
    Pepper Potts: Phil! It's great to see you!
    Tony Stark: Wait, why'd you call him Phil? I thought his first name is Agent.


  • Agent Coulson: We're rounding up the Avengers. You get the big guy.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I don't think I'm one of Mr. Stark's favorite people right now.
    Agent Coulson: No, I have Stark. You get the BIG guy.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Did I hurt anybody?
    Security Guard: No, there's nobody around here to hurt. You scared the h*ll out of some pigeons though!


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: He's trying to manipulate you!
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Isn't that what you've been trying to do all along?


  • Nick Fury: If everything is alright, then why do I get the feeling that Loki is the only one on this ship who wants to be here?


  • Nick Fury: Bruce, put down the spear.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Sorry guys, looks like you don't get to see my party trick after all.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: [tackles Thor]
    Thor: Don't touch me again.


  • Loki: How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury: You threaten my world with war. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.


  • Jarvis: Shall I call Miss Potts, sir?
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: You might as well.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Call it Cap!
    Captain America: Barton, I need you on top of that building. Round up and shoot down all the strays you see. Iron Man, cover the skies. Don't let anything break that perimeter. Agent Romanoff and I will cover the ground and get these civilians out. Hulk, Smash.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: You're a monster!
    Loki: No, it is you who brought the monster.


  • Loki: This cage, I think, was not designed to hold me.


  • Loki: Ahh.. Is this Love?
    Loki: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: No.. Love is for children, I owe him (Hawk Eye) a debt.
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.


  • Loki: Kneel before me. I said… KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.


  • Black Widow: I'll persuade you.


  • Loki: You have heart.


  • Clint Barton/Hawkeye: I see better from a distance.


  • Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I elected to ignore it.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: You ever hear the tale of Jonah?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Right...Army.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Seeing...still working on believing.


  • Loki: This usually works.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: You lack conviction.


  • Captain America: Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds.


  • Tony Stark: "I'm not afraid to hit an old man."
    Tony Stark: I'm not afraid to hit an old man.


  • Captain America: "It seems to run on some form of electricity."
    Captain America: It seems to run on some form of electricity.


  • Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.


  • Captain America: Get Your Suit!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Yep.


  • Captain America: Sergeant! I want you to station your men in all these buildings, and I need a perimeter all the way down to 39th.
    Police Sergeant: Why should I take orders from you?
    Captain America: [kills a bunch of enemies]
    Police Sergeant: [on radio] I want men posted in all these buildings! And I want a perimeter all the way down to 39th!


  • Tony Stark: No hard feelings, buddy. You pack a nice wallup though!


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Hey, speak English.
    Tony Stark: You see the red lever? When I tell you to, pull it. That will give me enough time to get out.


  • Loki: They believe that we are gods. Let's see if they're right!


  • Tony Stark: Yeah I realize you're a little behind the times being a Capsicle for so long.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: I got that reference!


  • Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.


  • Agent Coulson: I watched you while you were sleeping
    Agent Coulson: I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping.


  • Loki: I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.


  • Jarvis: We will lose power before you cut through that shell.


  • Captain America: That's what she said!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench it, Legolas.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Jarvis, you ever here of the tale of Jonah?
    Jarvis: Sir, I wouldn't think of him as a role model!


  • Tony Stark: You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it.


  • Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll take that drink now....


  • Loki: I am a King!
    Thor: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
    Loki: I don't have it... You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off. I know not where.
    Thor: You listen well, brother- [Stark slams into Thor and takes him off]
    Thor: You listen well, brother. [Stark slams into Thor and takes him off]
    Loki: I'm listening.


  • Thor: I thought you were dead.
    Loki: Did you mourn?
    Thor: We all did.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: "It's beautiful. It's like Christmas. But with more...me."
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: It's beautiful. It's like Christmas. But with more...me.


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Stark, we got him
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Banner?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Just like you said.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Ahhh
    Thor: (Growls)
    Thor: [growls]
    Black Widow: I..I don't see how that's a party.


  • Tony Stark: He should've waited. He should've.....
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Sometimes there isn't a way out Tony.
    Tony Stark: Right, never happened before.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is this the first time you lost a soldier?
    Tony Stark: We are not soldiers!


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Was he married?
    Tony Stark: No, there was a cellist, I think.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Sorry, he seemed like a good man.
    Tony Stark: He was an idiot.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Why? For believing?
    Tony Stark: For taking on Loki alone.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: He was doing his job.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: In case you needed to kill me, but you can't I know I've tried. I got low, I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.


  • Tony Stark: "How does Fury see these?"
    Tony Stark: How does Fury see these?
    Agent Phil Coulson: "He turns."
    Agent Phil Coulson: He turns.
    Tony Stark: "Wow, that sounds exhausting"
    Tony Stark: Wow, that sounds exhausting.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.


  • Jarvis: 400% power.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: how about that!
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: How about that!


  • Loki: I will not be bullied!


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: What? You getting Sleepy?


  • Loki: Enough! You are all of you beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by--
    Loki: ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...


  • Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.


  • Agent Phil Coulson: Oh, So that's what it does...


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench up, Legolas!


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: His first name is 'Agent.'


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Loki] There's no version of this where you win.


  • Tony Stark: Hey Natasha, you miss me?


  • Agent Phil Coulson: Fires gun at Loki ," So thats what it does."
    Agent Phil Coulson: [fires gun at Loki] So thats what it does.


  • Thor: You people are so petty! ...and so tiny!


  • Loki: I'm listening...


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: You may not a threat but you should stop pretending to be a hero.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: You may not be a threat but you should stop pretending to be a hero.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: You're just a lab experiment, Rogers. Anything special about you came out of the lab bottles.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That is my secret captain, I'm always angry.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We are a time bomb!


  • Captain America: I've been asleep for 70 years, I think I've had enough rest.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: What if I say no?
    Black Widow: We'll persuade you.


  • Black Widow: This was nothing we were ever trained for.


  • Captain America: You came here with a mission sir, trying to get me back to the world?
    Nick Fury: Trying to save it.


  • Loki: How desperate are you, you call on such lost creatures to defend you?


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret cap, I'm always angry
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.


  • Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: (shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone)
    Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: [shows Dr. Banner a photo of the tesseract on her mobile phone]
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: Hold on, Legolas.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Clench up, Legolas.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: I am always angry.


  • Agent Coulson: Ever since you went missing people have been trying to replicate the serum that created you. Dr. Banner was part of one of these projects.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: *Watching Footage of The Hulk* Didn't really work out for him did it?
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: [watching footage of the Hulk] Didn't really work out for him did it?


  • Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.


  • Thor: Listen closely to me, brother. [knocked by Tony Stark]
    Loki: I'm listening...


  • Agent Phil Coulson: You're gonna lose.
    Loki: Am I?
    Agent Phil Coulson: It's in your nature.


  • Thor: *He throws a thunderbolt to Iron Man *
    Thor: [he throws a thunderbolt to Iron Man]
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Power to 400% capacity
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: Power to 400% capacity.
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: How about that?


  • Loki: Ah, the super soldier of the great war.
    Captain America: Trust me, it wasn't that great.
    Loki: Mine will be.


  • Tony Stark/Iron Man: "What is this? Shakespeare in the park?"
    Tony Stark/Iron Man: What is this? Shakespeare in the park?


  • Steve Rogers/Captain America: Have you got a suit?
    Clint Barton/Hawkeye: Yeah.
    Steve Rogers/Captain America: Then suit up.


  • Captain America: Is this your first time losing a soldier?
    Captain America: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
    Tony Stark: We're NOT soldiers!!
    Tony Stark: We are not soldiers!


  • Tony Stark: to Thor "Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?"
    Tony Stark: [to Thor] Doth thou mother know you weareth her drapes?


  • Loki: If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.


  • Captain America: Stark, We need a plan of attack!
    Tony Stark: I have a plan: Attack!


  • Pepper Potts: Hey, Phil!
    Tony Stark: Phil? I thought his first name was Agent.


  • Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry.


  • Nick Fury: As long as we're certain that the world's going to end, we're going to act as if it's going to keep spinning.
    Nick Fury: Until such time as the world ends we will act as though it intends to spin on.


  • Tony Stark: You better not have kissed me.


  • Agent Coulson: So that's what it does.


  • Loki: Do you always fall for that?


  • Tony Stark: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?


  • Agent Coulson: I watched you while you slept.


  • Captain America: Hulk? Smash.


  • Agent Coulson: I think they need a time out!


  • Loki: It's an impressive cage. not built, I think, for me.
    Nick Fury: Built for something a lot stronger than you
    Nick Fury: Built for something a lot stronger than you.
    Loki: Oh, I've heard, the mindless beast. Let's pray he's still a man. How Desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury: How deperate am I? You threaten our world with war, you steal a force you cant hope to control, you talk of peace but you kill because it's fun. You have made me VERY desperate. You might not be glad that you did
    Nick Fury: How deperate am I? You threaten our world with war, you steal a force you cant hope to control, you talk of peace but you kill because it's fun. You have made me VERY desperate. You might not be glad that you did.
    Loki: Ooh, it burns you to have come so close, to have the Tesseract, to have power, unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all of mankind to share? And then to be reminded of what real power is...
    Nick Fury: Well let me know if real power wants a magazine or something
    Nick Fury: Well let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Puny god.


  • Tony Stark: I like donuts for my friends...
    Nick Fury: Stay focused Tony.


  • Captain America: There is only one God, and I don't think he dresses like that.


  • Captain America: Hulk..... Smash!


  • Thor: You are all so petty... and tiny!


  • Nick Fury: You threaten my world with war. You might not be glad that you did.


  • Nick Fury: What are you prepared to do?


  • Tony Stark: Doctor Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: ...Thanks.


  • Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor. Under that what are you?
    Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.


  • Loki: What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark: The Avengers...what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. Earth's mightiest heroes type thing
    Loki: Yes. I've met them
    Tony Stark: Yeahhh


  • Loki: What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.
    Loki: Yes. I've met them
    Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction i'll give you that one. But let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demigod. A super soldier, living legend who kinda lives up to the legend. A man with breathtaking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki: That was the plan.


  • Captain America: What are you trying to get me back into the world?
    Nick Fury: Trying to save it.


  • Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!


  • Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so that when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.


  • Agent Maria Hill: Who would bring those people together and not expect what happened?


  • Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: ...Thanks.


  • Tony Stark: Lets do a head count. A couple of master assassins, a demigod, a super soldier... and you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
    Loki: I have an army.
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk!


  • Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
    Tony Stark: Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist...


  • Black Widow: Will you come inside, Dr. Banner?
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: What if I said...No?
    Black Widow: I'll persuade you.


  • Captain America: Hulk, Smash!
    Captain America: Hulk, smash!


  • Loki: How desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you.
    Nick Fury: You've made me very desperate
    Nick Fury: You've made me very desperate.


  • Nick Fury: War has started. And we are hopelessly out-gunned!


  • Thor: What are you asking me to do?


  • Captain America: You here with a mission sir? Trying to get me back into the world?
    Nick Fury: Trying to save it!


  • Black Widow: This is nothing we were ever trained for.


  • Agent Maria Hill: you would bring those people together and not expect what happened.
    Agent Maria Hill: You would bring those people together and not expect what happened.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: were not a team, were a time bomb.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Were not a team, were a time bomb.


  • Captain America: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that away and what are you?
    Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist?


  • Loki: What have I to fear?
    Tony Stark: Let's do a head count. A couple of mastered assassins...a demi-god...a super soldier...And you've managed to piss off every singe one of us.
    Loki: I have an army.
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk..... Yeah(smiles).
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk..... Yeah [smiles]


  • Loki: I Have an Army
    Loki: I have an army.
    Tony Stark: We have a HULK.


  • Tony Stark: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.


  • Loki: How desperate are you? that you call on such lost creatures to defend you.
    Loki: How desperate are you? That you call on such lost creatures to defend you.


  • Hawkeye: I got him.


  • Tony Stark: Apparently, I'm....what is it... Volatile, Self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.


  • Tony Stark: I'm bringing the party to you
    Tony Stark: I'm bringing the party to you.


  • Black Widow: This is nothing we were ever trained for.


  • Black Widow: We were never trained for this.


  • Loki: How desperate are you that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team..we're a time bomb
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team..we're a time bomb.


  • Captain America: Men who want to rule the world end up getting just six feet of it
    Captain America: Men who want to rule the world end up getting just six feet of it.


  • Captain America: A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
    Tony Stark: Uh genius, billionaire playboy, philanthropist.


  • Loki: I have an army
    Loki: I have an army.
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.


  • Tony Stark: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you.


  • Nick Fury: I still believe in superheros.


  • Loki: How desperate are you that you'd call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate
    Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.


  • Loki: How desperate are you that you'd call on such lost creatures to defend you?
    Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate
    Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team. We're a time bomb
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team. We're a time bomb.


  • Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate
    Nick Fury: You have made me very desperate.


  • Bruce Banner/The Hulk: We're not a team, we're a time bomb!


  • Loki: I have an army.
    Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.


  • Tony Stark: "No offense but I don't play well with others!"
    Tony Stark: No offense but I don't play well with others!


  • Tony Stark: Let’s do a head count. We have two trained assassins, a demi-God, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend…
    Loki: I have an army!
    Tony Stark: We have a hulk!


  • Captain America: A big man in a suit of armor, take that away what are you?
    Tony Stark: Uh genius, billionaire playboy, philanthropist.
    Thor: Hahaha
    Thor: Haha.


  • Tony Stark: If we can't save the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll Avenge it.
    Tony Stark: If we can't save the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.


  • Nick Fury: Nick Fury: Gentlemen......You're up.
    Nick Fury: Gentlemen, you're up.


  • Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people. So when we needed them, they could fight the battles, that no one could.


  • Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled and I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
    Bruce Banner/The Hulk: Thanks.


  • Loki: You were made to be ruled. In the end, it'll be every man for himself.


  • Captain America: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
    Tony Stark: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
    Tony Stark: Uh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.


  • Tony Stark: If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it.


  • Nick Fury: (From Trailer) And there came a day... a day unlike any other... when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat... to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand... on that day, The Avengers were born.
    Nick Fury: [narrating] And there came a day... a day unlike any other... when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat... to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand... on that day, The Avengers were born.


  • Nick Fury: Gentlemen!, You're Up
    Nick Fury: Gentlemen! You're up.


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