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The Master of Disguise Quotes

  • Pistachio Disguisey: Once I found an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

  • Devlin Bowman: Hahahahahahaha (Farts).
    Devlin Bowman: Ha ha ha. [farts]

  • Pistachio Disguisey: (as Tony Montana) Say hello to my little friend. (shows shrunken head)
    Pistachio Disguisey: [as Tony Montana] Say hello to my little friend. [shows shrunken head]

  • Pistachio Disguisey: [while slapping Trent] Who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy?

  • Pistachio Disguisey: This is what your doing. This is what I want you to do. Get it, got it, doubt it.

  • Pistachio Disguisey: Am I not turtley enough for your turtle club?

  • Grandfather: Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.
    Barney: I don't wear a diaper.

  • Pistachio Disguisey: It's so crazy, it just might work!

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