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Max Keeble's Big Move Quotes

  • Principal Jindraike: [About to be chased by the animals from the shelter] Uh-oh. AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
    Principal Jindraike: [about to be chased by the animals from the shelter] Uh-oh. AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • Principal Jindraike: [Repeated line] Cease!
    Principal Jindraike: [repeated line] Cease!

  • Principal Jindraike: Your Kung Fu's no good here, Max.

  • Evil Ice Cream Man: I want my coil.
    Dobbs: I want my handheld!
    Evil Ice Cream Man: What'd you say, punk?
    Dobbs: I said "I want my handheld."
    Dobbs: I said 'I want my handheld.'
    Evil Ice Cream Man: You want your handheld?
    Dobbs: Yeah. You heard me. I said "I want my handheld."
    Dobbs: Yeah. You heard me. I said 'I want my handheld.'
    Evil Ice Cream Man: You want me to hold your hand?
    Dobbs: No!
    Evil Ice Cream Man: Need somebody to hold his hand! Little baby! Little baby!

  • Dobbs: $300?! For a new handheld? There goes my third quarter.

  • Max Keeble: Robe, wait.
    Robe: You know what? I-- I've been waiting. Now I'm goin' home. Have a nice life in Chicago.

  • Max Keeble: Well, I once found a cockroach in my snowcone. My mom called the health department and he got nailed. He's been trying to nail me ever since.

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