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  • Greg: I guess everyone's trying to figure out how to like, twerk....medievally.

  • Greg: You know, I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog.
    Rachel: You can't really think that.
    Greg: No, I don't think that. I know that. I just feel like, you know, for a kid like me in high school, best case scenario, just survive. You know? Survive without creating any mortal enemies or hideously embarassing yourself forever.

  • Himself: One last thing. Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.

  • Mr. McCarthy: Well, Greg, I think that it just means that even after somebody dies, you can.. you can still keep learning about them. You know, their life. It can keep unfolding itself to you just as long... just as long as you pay attention to it.

  • Rachel: So you and Greg are coworkers?
    Earl: Naw, we friends. He just hates calling people his friend. Dude's got issues.
    Rachel: Yeah, he does. What's going on?
    Earl: Man, I don't even know. It might be his folks. I mean, dude's mom always tellin' him how handsome he is, which he ain't. So now he think he can't trust anybody close to him. Dude's weird-ass dad don't socialize with anybody 'cept the cat. So that's a role model ain't got no friends. Bottom line, dude's terrified of callin' somebody his friend...

  • Earl: Yo, yo. What the hell is your problem, man? All apologetic and shit, making shit 'bout your sorry ass. Look, that's not what we came here to do. Okay? You wanna help, you gonna take this girl out to get some ice cream. And me, too, 'cause I love that shit. You like ice cream?

  • Greg: We're on drugs.
    Earl: Oh, shit!
    Rachel: Why are you on drugs?

  • Himself: So if this was a touching romantic story this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me and suddenly we would be furiously making out with the fire of a thousand suns. But this isn't a touching romantic story.

  • Himself: The idea behind each one was, we took a film that we liked and made the title stupider. And then made a new film to reflect the new stupid title. It's a formula that only produces horrible films, but for some reason we keep using it.

  • Rachel: Is that a Black Power salute?
    Greg: No, I was going in for a fist bump.
    Rachel: I can't fist bump you from up here.
    Greg: Yeah, I realize that.

  • Greg: Summer. What does that word even mean, right? More "summ." Winter, same deal. More "wint"?

  • Himself: I used to think about it this way: Schenley High School was a world unto itself. By senior year, I had mastered the languages and customs of its various sovereign states. The head nods of Jock Nation. The fist bumps of the Kingdom of Stoners. The innocuous witticisms of. The People's Republic of Theater Dorks.

  • Greg: We make films. We've been making them since we were little...

  • Greg: Dude, where you at? Imma gonna eat your squid.

  • Greg: Dude, where you at? Imma gonna eat your squid.

  • Earl: You gonna play with them titties?

  • Greg: Ugh, tests... I've been there.

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