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Meet Joe Black Quotes

  • William Parrish: "Stop blowing smoke up my a$$ you'll ruin my autopsy"
    William Parrish: Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.


  • Susan Parrish: I wish you could've known my father.


  • Joe Black: Yes.


  • Joe Black: So you understand the concept, Bill. Now multiply that by infinity, take that to the depths of forever, and you still barely have a glimpse of what I'm taking about.
    Joe Black: Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but millenniums in a place with no doors.


  • Allison: Nevermind favorites, you're allowed to have one, the point is you've been mine.


  • William Parrish: [About love] I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.
    William Parrish: [about love] I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.
    Susan Parrish: Oh, that's all?
    William Parrish: Yeah. Be deliriously happy, or at least leave yourself open to be.


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