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  • Greg Focker: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, what are you gonna do, arrest me?!
    ‐ Submitted by Jakub L (4 years ago)

  • Greg Focker: How about you take those little sticks out of your hair and realise that I am a person with feelings.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (4 years ago)

  • Jack Byrnes: [in slow-mo] Spike the ball FOCKER!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (4 years ago)

  • Greg Focker: I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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