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Meet the Parents Quotes

  • Greg Focker: Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, what are you gonna do, arrest me?!


  • Greg Focker: How about you take those little sticks out of your hair and realise that I am a person with feelings.


  • Jack Byrnes: (In slow-mo) Spike the ball FOCKER!!!!!!
    Jack Byrnes: [in slow-mo] Spike the ball FOCKER!


  • Greg Focker: I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.


  • Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


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