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Megamind Quotes

  • Roxanne Ritchi: So, that's it? You're just giving up?
    MegaMind: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl.


  • Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen!


  • Tighten: Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? 00:27:51 Chicks don't like bouncy houses.
    Tighten: Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? Chicks don't like bouncy houses.
    Roxanne Ritchi: Good night Hal.
    Tighten: That's a soft yes on Thursday. Kicks news van in frustration. What's wrong with me? Renting a bouncy house? Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!


  • Metro Man: Revenge is a dish best serve cold!
    MegaMind: Well it can easily re-heated... In the Microwave of Evil!
    MegaMind: Well it can easily re-heated... In the microwave of evil!


  • MegaMind: Oh!, My big giant blue head!


  • MegaMind: oh!, My big giant blue head!
    MegaMind: Oh! My big giant blue head!


  • Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated] Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?


  • Warden: Good luck fellas!
    MegaMind: Were gonna die!
    Minion: Wait what?


  • MegaMind: Minion, Did you think this day would ever come ??
    MegaMind: Minion, Did you think this day would ever come?
    Minion: No way.. Not at all, sir. Never. Never in a million... I mean, Yes, I did.


  • Lady Scott: A baby! How thoughtful....
    Lord Scott: [reading a newspaper] Yes, I saw it and thought of you.


  • MegaMind: There's no place like evil lair
    MegaMind: Aahh, I tell you Minion, there's no place like evil lair.


  • Minion: (While in an argument with MegaMind) Well, good luck on your date!
    Minion: [while in an argument with MegaMind] Well, good luck on your date!
    MegaMind: I will!
    Minion: That doesn't even make any sense!
    MegaMind: I know!


  • MegaMind: Your a villian allright, just not a super one.
    Tighten: Oh ya, what's the difference?
    MegaMind: Presentation!


  • MegaMind: Miss Ritchi... we meet again.
    Roxanne Ritchi: Would it kill you to wash the bag?


  • MegaMind: This will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
    Metro Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
    Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
    MegaMind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you'll have to find us first!
    Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!
    MegaMind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!


  • MegaMind: "Aloo"
    MegaMind: Aloo.
    Minion: "Its hello,"
    Minion: It's hello.
    MegaMind: "Hello"
    MegaMind: Hello.


  • Minion: I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl
    Minion: I may not know much but I do know this the bad guy doesn't get the girl.
    MegaMind: Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore!
    Minion: [screams]
    MegaMind: you heard me!
    MegaMind: You heard me!
    Minion: [whisers] who are you?
    Minion: [whispers] Who are you?


  • Minion: I'm your space stepmom!
    Minion: I'm your space stepmom!


  • MegaMind: (pretending to be Bernard) Well, I happened to be speed-walking nearby when I got your call.
    MegaMind: [pretending to be Bernard] Well, I happened to be speed-walking nearby when I got your call.
    Roxanne Ritchi: In a suit?
    MegaMind: Uh, yes! It's called, "formal speed-walking!"
    MegaMind: Uh, yes! It's called, 'formal speed-walking!'


  • Tighten: There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!


  • MegaMind: You dim-witted creation of science!
    Roxanne Ritchi: (over the phone) What?
    Roxanne Ritchi: [over the phone] What?
    MegaMind: (pretending to be Bernard) Oh, not you Roxanne, I was just yelling at my...mother's urn!
    MegaMind: [pretending to be Bernard] Oh, not you Roxanne, I was just yelling at my... mother's urn!


  • MegaMind: I have to admit Being good has its perks
    MegaMind: [voice over] I have to admit, being good has it's perks.


  • Minion: [as he comes in a room] Going off the rails on a crazy train sir!
    Minion: [Bursts in singing 'Crazy Train' with the Venus de Milo statue] I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, sir!
    MegaMind: hey hey hey hey! not now Minion
    MegaMind: Hey, not now, Minion! I'm in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy.


  • MegaMind: Quick the knock out spray!
    MegaMind: Quick, the knock out spray!
    Minion: Ok (Sprays, can is empty) There isn't any.
    Minion: Okay. (Sprays, can is empty) There isn't any.
    MegaMind: Well use the forget-me-stick.
    Minion: Oh, right. (Minion whacks Tighten with the Forget-Me-Stick)


  • Minion: create a hero wait wait what why would you do that?
    Minion: Create a hero? Why would you do that?


  • MegaMind: where did you get all this stuff?
    MegaMind: Where did you get all this stuff?
    Tighten: [whispering] it doesn't belong to me
    Tighten: [Whispering] It doesn't belong to me.
    MegaMind: you stole it!
    MegaMind: You stole it!
    Tighten: pretty cool right?
    Tighten: Pretty cool right?
    MegaMind: no no no your a hero
    MegaMind: No no no! You're a hero!
    Tighten: being a hero is for losers!
    Tighten: Being a hero is for losers!


  • MegaMind: Quick, disguise. [Megamind activates a hologram,]
    Minion: [while Minion puts on an apron and wig] What?
    MegaMind: You look fantastic.


  • MegaMind: [answering a cell phone] Ollo?
    Minion: Uh, it's "hello", sir.
    MegaMind: Oh... Hello? [to Minion] Like that?
    Minion: [gives him a thumbs-up]


  • Titan: If you have children who believe in the Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy this isn't a suitable film for them. I have a 6 year old and an 8 year old and at this time of year when their thought's are toward the Easter Bunny. I was upset that part way through the film, the villian says "There is no easter bunny or tooth fairy", yes given this is rated PG but it's still very hard to judge a movie in cartoon form that appears to be ok for kids of their age and then the writer pulls out a little gem of a comment like that. Can't that sort of crap be excluded from movies. I'd like to retain my kids innocence for as long as possible. Ok movie but I'd rate the movie 0/10 for that piece of stupidity.


  • MegaMind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!


  • Metro Man: All right, put your hands in the air!


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