Men in Black - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Men in Black Quotes

  • Edgar: "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
    Cook: Alien: "Your proposal is acceptable."


  • J: My ears look funny.


  • Jeebs: You insesitive jerk! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
    Jeebs: You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?


  • J: You'd better ease off my face before something bad happens to you..........Too late.
    J: You need to ease up out my face before something bad happen to you. Too late.


  • J: So, big bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh?


  • Edgar: YOU IDIOTS! You don't get it! I've won! It's over! You're milk-suckers! You don't matter. In fact, in a few seconds you won't even be matter.


  • K: The roaches check in.
    J: They don't check out.


  • J: Hey, where you going??
    J: Hey, where you going?
    K: (Calmly) I'm going to get my gun back.
    K: [calmly] I'm going to get my gun back.


  • J: Boy, it just be rainin' black people in New York!
    J: [to startled passengers] It just be raining black people in New York!


  • J: You see this?! N-Y-P-D means I-will-KNOCK-YOUR-PUNKASS-DOWN!


  • J: You Do Know Elvis Is Dead? Right?
    J: You do know elvis is dead? Right?
    K: No, Elvis Is Not Dead. He Just Went Home.
    K: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.


  • D: Do you know how many treaties you just violated?
    Mikey: One?
    K: One!
    D: Try seven.
    Mikey: Seven!


  • K: Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.


  • Edgar: Hey! This is my truck!
    Tow Truck Driver: Yeah. And make sure you tell them that down at the impound.
    Edgar: Agh! [reaches for his double barrel shotgun and cocks it]
    Tow Truck Driver: [whips out his revolver from his shirt] Please........


  • J: [talking to the recently neutralized Beatrice] Why don't you go shopping, get some new clothes, pretty yourself up a bit.... Oh! And, get a decorator in her quick, cause... D*MN.


  • K: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacities to an unlicensed, unauthorized cephalopoid? Jeebs, you piece of s***!!
    K: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacities to an unlicensed, unauthorized cephalopoid? Jeebs, you piece of s***!
    Jeebs: He looked alright to me.


  • J: “Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S”
    J: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.


  • J: You know, Elvis is dead!
    J: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
    K: Elvis isn't dead, he just went home.
    K: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.


  • J: You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.


Find More Movie Quotes