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Men in Black II Quotes

  • Jay: Kay, he's a Ball-chinnian.


  • Jay: Old-Busted-Hotness.


  • Frank the Pug: Yada, yada. She's attractive, she's not that kind of species & I'm attractive.
    Jay: Am I supposed to take advice of love from a dude that chases his own ass?


  • Jeebs: Oh great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothing's going to taste right!


  • Corn Face: You don't look too good.
    Jay: Yeah & you look like crap.
    Dog Poop: (Laughs)
    Dog Poop: [laughs]
    Jay: I take that back. He looked liked crap.


  • Frank the Pug: Hey, Jay. Zero percent body fat.


  • Zed: Frank?
    Frank the Pug: Yeah?
    Zed: I'm going to need them together on this one.
    Frank the Pug: Ouch!
    Zed: I'm looking for a new assisstant, it's not field work but you'll get better dental.
    Frank the Pug: Dental?


  • Creepy: Yeah pretty lady. (licks her) You taste good.
    Creepy: Yeah pretty lady. [licks her] You taste good.
    Serleena: (eats him whole) Yeah, you too.
    Serleena: [eats him whole] Yeah, you too.


  • Kay: OK here we go automatic pilot...It is not automatic pilot
    Kay: OK here we go automatic pilot...It is not automatic pilot.
    Jay: He doesn't operate at hyper speed !
    Jay: He doesn't operate at hyper speed!
    Kay: I could really use a steering wheel here
    Kay: I could really use a steering wheel here.
    Jay: We don't have no damm steering wheel this what we've got
    Jay: We don't have no damm steering wheel this what we've got.


  • Jay: You don't remember me but we use to work together.
    Kay: I never worked at a funeral home. There's something I could do for you, slick?


  • Kay: Does that come standard?
    Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.


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