Men in Black II Quotes
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- Jay: Kay, he's a Ball-chinnian.
- Jay: Old-Busted-Hotness.
- Frank the Pug: Yada, yada. She's attractive, she's not that kind of species & I'm attractive.Jay: Am I supposed to take advice of love from a dude that chases his own ass?
- Jeebs: Oh great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothing's going to taste right!
- Corn Face: You don't look too good.Jay: Yeah & you look like crap.Dog Poop: [laughs]Jay: I take that back. He looked liked crap.
- Frank the Pug: Hey, Jay. Zero percent body fat.
- Zed: Frank?Frank the Pug: Yeah?Zed: I'm going to need them together on this one.Frank the Pug: Ouch!Zed: I'm looking for a new assisstant, it's not field work but you'll get better dental.Frank the Pug: Dental?
- Creepy: Yeah pretty lady. [licks her] You taste good.Serleena: [eats him whole] Yeah, you too.‐ Submitted by Brandon M (3 years ago)
- Kay: OK here we go automatic pilot...It is not automatic pilot.Jay: He doesn't operate at hyper speed!Kay: I could really use a steering wheel here.Jay: We don't have no damm steering wheel this what we've got.‐ Submitted by Rasula C (3 years ago)
- Jay: You don't remember me but we use to work together.Kay: I never worked at a funeral home. There's something I could do for you, slick?‐ Submitted by John P (4 years ago)
- Kay: Does that come standard?Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.‐ Submitted by Rocky F (4 years ago)