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Men in Black III Quotes

  • Agent J: Just because you see a black man driving in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen! Ok, I stole that one, but not cause I'm black!


  • Boris the Animal: Let's agree to disagree.


  • Agent K: Boris the Animal!
    Boris the Animal: It's just Boris!


  • Agent J: You must be from the planet "Damn".


  • Boris the Animal: That's not possible!
    Agent J: Let's agree to disagree.


  • Griffin: negative possibilities are multiplying as we speak
    Griffin: Negative possibilities are multiplying as we speak.


  • Griffin: This is my new favorite moment in human history! Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip... (He looks over to K's tip-less plate, then looks up. We see a meteorite heading for Earth.)
    Griffin: This is my new favorite moment in human history! Unless this is the one where K forgot to leave a tip... [he looks over to K's tip-less plate, then looks up. We see a meteorite heading for Earth]
    Agent K: (Re-enters, and leaves a tip. He looks to Griffin...) Almost forgot.
    Agent K: [re-enters, and leaves a tip. He looks to Griffin] Almost forgot.
    Griffin: (The meteorite is intercepted by a satellite. Griffin looks to the camera.) That was a close one!
    Griffin: [the meteorite is intercepted by a satellite. Griffin looks to the camera] That was a close one!


  • Boris the Animal: I wouldn't do that...
    Prison Guard #2: Why not?
    Boris the Animal: It'll ruin your finger.


  • Griffin: Ah! That was a close one! *smile*
    Griffin: Ah! That was a close one! [smile]


  • Griffin: A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.


  • Agent J: This is how you see things?
    Griffin: It's a huge pain in the ass, but it has its moments!


  • Agent J: My man, for real?


  • Agent K: You know how I live such a happy life?
    Agent J: How you live such a happy life?
    Agent K: I don't ask questions. I don't want to know the answer to.
    Agent J: That's deep.


  • Agent K: Let me enjoy this.


  • Agent J: See, here's the problem. You can't smell it because your nose already smells like that, but my nose doesn't.


  • Agent J: Seriously, I'm not even sure that's meat. I think I just saw a tooth in that thing. or a claw. or a hoof.


  • Jeffrey Price: But first we gotta get high.
    Agent J: My man, for real?
    Jeffrey Price: No, real high.


  • Agent J: How old are you?
    Young Agent K: 29
    Young Agent K: 29.
    Agent J: Huh, You've got some city miles on you.


  • Jeffrey Price: Just jump.
    Agent J: You want me to jump?! I am NOT going to jump off this building!
    Jeffrey Price: Uh, time-JUMP?


  • Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the man took my chocolate milk and he didnt say please.


  • Agent J: ...What are those?
    Young Agent K: Jetpacks.


  • Boris the Animal: Let's agree to disagree.


  • Boris the Animal: [to past self] I would kill you if I didn't value my own life.


  • Boris the Animal: Prison Guard: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating. Boris The Animal: When was the last time you conjugated anything?
    Prison Guard #4: This aint' a conjugal visit, so quit your conjugating.
    Boris the Animal: When was the last time you conjugated anything?


  • Griffin: where there is death will always be death
    Griffin: Well, where there is death there will always be death.


  • Little Chocolate Milk Girl: "Mommy, the President is drinking my milk."
    Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the President is drinking my milk.


  • Agent K: Do you know what's the most destructive force in the universe?
    Agent J: Sugar?
    Agent K: Regret.


  • Young Agent K: Did you loose something over here hondo?
    Young Agent K: You lose somethin' over here, Honda?
    Young Agent K: You lose somethin' over here, Hondo?


  • J: Hey, what day is it today?
    1969 Man in Elevator: Um, Tuesday.
    J: No, I mean the date.
    1969 Man in Elevator: The fifteenth.
    J: Of...
    1969 Man in Elevator: July.
    J: My man, I mean the year.
    1969 Man in Elevator: 1969.
    J: Thank you.


  • Griffin: the bitterest of truths is better than the sweetest of lies
    Griffin: The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.


  • Boris' Girlfriend: It's a cake.
    Prison Guard #2: I'll be the judge of that.
    Prison Guard #2: It appears to be some sort of cake.


  • Griffin: "My new favorite moment in the universe."
    Griffin: My new favorite moment in the universe.


  • Griffin: A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway.


  • Agent J: (to '69 police officers) ...And don't assume the car is stolen just because a black man is driving... well, I stole this one.. but not because I'm black!
    Agent J: [to '69 police officers] ...And don't assume the car is stolen just because a black man is driving... well, I stole this one.. but not because I'm black!


  • Andy Warhol: I'll contact you when the happening has happened
    Andy Warhol: I'll contact you when the happening has happened.


  • Neil Armstrong: I didn't see anything...


  • Agent K: There are things out there you don't need to know about.
    Agent J: That's not the lie you told me when you recruited me!


  • Young Agent K: You have to trust the pie.


  • Young Agent K: Your father was a hero..


  • Little Chocolate Milk Girl: Mommy, the president is drinking my milk.


  • Agent J: When I see a couple I'm like O K.
    Agent J: When I see a couple, I'm like OK.


  • Boris the Animal: Let's agree to disagree!


  • Agent K: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to
    Agent K: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.


  • Brain Alien: [the meteor crashes on the satellite and earth is saved] oh.. that was close
    Brain Alien: [the meteor crashes on the satellite and earth is saved] Oh.. that was close.


  • Young Agent K: How do you know my name?


  • Griffin: The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie.


  • J: K?
    Young Agent K: How do you know my name?


  • J: Crazy, right? Two men talking to the wall, wall taking back? It's a mess. Hey, don't worry about it.


  • Griffin: All you gotta do is jump.
    Obadiah Price: All you gotta do is jump.
    Jeffrey Price: All you gotta do is jump.
    J: You want me to jump?!
    Young Agent K: You want me to jump?!
    Griffin: Time-jump.
    Obadiah Price: Time-jump.
    Jeffrey Price: Time-jump.


  • J: Okay, you know how your kid won a goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you flush it down the toilet? Well, this is what happens.


  • Griffin: First we gotta get high.
    Jeffrey Price: First we gotta get high.
    J: My man, for real?
    Young Agent K: My man, for real?
    Griffin: No, real HIGH
    Griffin: No, real HIGH.
    Jeffrey Price: No, real HIGH.


  • J: We're running out of time. We're running out of clues. And there's an invasion coming. So we really need to go right now.
    Young Agent K: alright.
    Young Agent K: Alright.


  • J: K?
    Young Agent K: How do you know my name?


  • Griffin: First we gotta get high.


  • J: You want me to JUMP?!?
    J: You want me to JUMP?


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