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  • Bill Django: I just saw Timothy Leary.


  • Larry Hooper: We're not doing that one anymore, idiot!
    Larry Hooper: (twizzlers) God I love these things.
    Larry Hooper: (Twizzlers) God I love these things.
    Lyn Cassady: I told you. I remote viewed you.
    Larry Hooper: THis could be the new age for Psychic research.
    Bill Django: I pray my boots will always kiss your face (earth).


  • Lyn Cassady: If the exact target of the mission was known, it wouldn't take a Jedi would it?
    Larry Hooper: Well sir, we do have the Goat Lab.
    Lyn Cassady: I'd used my powers for evil.
    Lyn Cassady: the Death Touch.
    Larry Hooper: Turns out there are certain people very interested in the New Earth Army.


  • Bob Wilton: I could hear the little man screaming inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl.
    Lyn Cassady: I mean, we (too) have kidnappers in America, always a few bad apples.


  • Larry Hooper: I see a tin mug.
    Larry Hooper: No, its a man sitting in a chair (true, Lincoln's Monument)
    Larry Hooper: No, its a man sitting in a chair [true, Lincoln's Monument]
    Bob Wilton: Only true human beings may carry the Eagle feather.
    Bob Wilton: As Bill said, the truth truely was with this one.
    Bob Wilton: Its been said he could do a tug of war with a dozen men and not move an inch.


  • Bill Django: and remember, no solid food this week!
    Bill Django: And remember, no solid food this week!
    Bill Django: Think cold, real cold.(as they walk on hot coals).
    Bill Django: Think cold, real cold. [as they walk on hot coals]
    Bob Wilton: they would be a force for good and peace.
    Bob Wilton: They would be a force for good and peace.
    Bob Wilton: then into the garden, a serpent did come.
    Bob Wilton: Then into the garden, a serpent did come.
    Bob Wilton: Right from the start, he (Larry) made himself unpopular from the start.
    Bob Wilton: Right from the start, he [Larry] made himself unpopular from the start.


  • Bob Wilton: Jesus, Lyn. You had like the whole desert to drive in.


  • Bob Wilton: Mother Earth, you are my life support system. As a soldier, I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself as you hold in balance the Earth, the sea and the space environments. Help me to open my heart, knowing the Universe will feed me. I pray my boots will always kiss your face my footsteps match my heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time. You are my connection the Universe and all that comes after. I am yours and you are mine. I salute you.


  • Bob Wilton: silence of the goats
    Bob Wilton: It's the Silence of the Goats!


  • Lyn Cassady: Dear Mother Earth... I will drink your blue waters... and eat your green skin.


  • Bill Django: I'm liberating this base!


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