Midgets vs. Mascots (2009)




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In this Borat meets Jackass shockumentary, five little people and five mascots battle for one million dollars through 30 ridiculous competitions, including how many insults it takes to get punched in a bar, who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest and who can wrestle a live alligator. Gary Coleman, leading the ''Littles'' as himself, is a comedic freight train (or train wreck) as he gets into actual fist fights with mascots, coaches and even NBA star Scottie Pippen. Look forward to tear-inducing laughter when drunken and belligerent mascots take on a competitive and determined group of little people.
R (for strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity and language throughout)
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Rick Howland
as Big Red Bush
Akie Kotabe
as Deng Mann
Mark Hapka
as Little Richard Bush
Paul Rae
as Eddie Slaten
Bob Bledsoe
as Ira Cohen/Spartan Man
Gary Coleman
as Himself
Jason Mewes
as Sheriff #1
Scottie Pippen
as Himself
Ron Jeremy
as Himself
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Critic Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (1)

The biggest problem with this movie is its caustic bad temper, which while funny, bummed me out.

Full Review… | July 22, 2012
7M Pictures

A gross-out comedy to make the Jackass posse look like clergyman. If only it was actually funny.

Full Review… | January 9, 2011
Empire Magazine

Watchoo thinkin' 'bout, Willis?

Full Review… | January 8, 2011
News of the World

It has neither the comic invention of Borat nor the genuine daredevil likability of the Jackass crew. Just depressing.

Full Review… | January 6, 2011

Barrel-scraping non-PC laughs are all this crude and increasingly tedious mockumentary has to offer.

Full Review… | January 5, 2011
Radio Times

Some films are good, some are bad. Some are like watching the end of civilisation in slow motion.

Full Review… | September 30, 2010
Total Film

Audience Reviews for Midgets vs. Mascots

This was pretty bottom of the barrel, low grade, demeaning, and overtly stupid and I kind of enjoyed it. Probably because of Gary Coleman, geez how low did he go? Maybe it was the brief appearance of Scottie Pippen. While I was never a sports guy or anything the champion Chicago Bulls of the 90's were as awesome as it got. Disgusting gags abound.

Rodney Eckrich
Rodney Eckrich

Yes, it was really dumb. No, I probably wouldn't watch it again. But were there some funny (or really gross) parts along the way - absolutely!

Sarah Prisbylla
Sarah Prisbylla

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