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Misery Quotes

  • Waitress: Excuse me I didn't mean to interrupt but are you Paul Sheldon?
    Paul Sheldon: Yes I am.
    Waitress: I just want to let you know, I'm your number one fan.
    Paul Sheldon: That's very sweet of you. (movie ends)
    Paul Sheldon: That's very sweet of you.


  • Annie Wilkes: I thought you were good, Paul. But you're not good. You're just an old dirty birdy.


  • Paul Sheldon: You want it EAT IT!, EAT IT till you Choke, you sick twisted Fuck!
    Paul Sheldon: Eat it till ya choke, you sick, twisted fuck!


  • Annie Wilkes: He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!


  • Annie Wilkes: He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CAR!


  • Annie Wilkes: i call it 'operation hobble'
    Annie Wilkes: I call it 'operation hobble'.
    Annie Wilks: The operation was called "hobbling".


  • Annie Wilkes: It's the swearing, Paul. It has no nobility.
    Paul Sheldon: These are slum kids, I was a slum kid. Everybody talks like that.
    Annie Wilkes: THEY DO NOT! At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!" THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
    Annie Wilkes: THEY DO NOT! At the feedstore do I say, 'Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that F-in' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn'? At the bank do I say, 'Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!' THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!


  • Annie Wilkes: Oh, Paul. What a poet you are.


  • Paul Sheldon: Do you remember for all those years, nobody ever knew who Misery's real father was, or will they ever be reunited? It's all right here. Does she finally marry Ian, or will it be Winthorne? It's all right here.
    Annie Wilkes: Paul you can't!
    Paul Sheldon: Why not? I learn it from you.


  • Annie Wilkes: I'm your number one fan
    Waitress: I just wanted to tell you I'm your number one fan.


  • Annie Wilkes: Oh god i love you!
    Annie Wilkes: Oh god I love you!


  • Annie Wilkes: [crazed] I don't want her dead! I want her! And you MURDERED her!
    Annie Wilkes: I DON'T WANT HER SPIRIT! I WANT HER, AND YOU MURDERED HER!
    Paul Sheldon: No! I didn't.
    Paul Sheldon: No I didn't.
    Annie Wilkes: Who did?!
    Annie Wilkes: WHO DID?
    Paul Sheldon: Annie, she died. She just slipped away.
    Paul Sheldon: No one did! She just died! She... she... slipped away!
    Paul Sheldon: Slipped away?! SLIPPED AWAY?! She didn't slip away, you did it! YOU did it! [gets metal stand] You murdered my Misery! [hits wall with stand]
    Paul Sheldon: SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? SHE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!


  • Annie Wilkes: How could you?! She can't be dead...Misery Chastain cannot be dead!
    Annie Wilkes: She can't be dead, MISERY CHASTAIN CANNOT BE DEAD!


  • Annie Wilkes: What do you think I say when I go to the feed store in town? "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that effing pig feed, and ten pounds of that b*tchly cow corn!" A-and in the bank to I tell Mrs. Bollins, "Oh, here's one big b*stard of a check! Give me some of your Chr*sting money?!"
    Annie Wilkes: What do you think I say when I go to the feed store in town? 'Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that effing pig feed, and ten pounds of that b*tchly cow corn!' A-and in the bank to I tell Mrs. Bollins, 'Oh, here's one big b*stard of a check! Give me some of your Chr*sting money?!'


  • Annie Wilkes: He didn't get out of the cock-a-doodie car!


  • Annie Wilkes: And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. 'Cause I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die... you die.
    Annie Wilkes: And don't even think about anybody coming for you. Not the doctors, not your agent, not your family. Because I never called them. Nobody knows you're here. And you better hope nothing happens to me. Because if I die, you die.


  • Annie Wilkes: I thought you were good Paul, but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.


  • Annie Wilkes: I am your number one fan.


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