Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)





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In this frantic satiric comedy, Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) are a pair of airline pilots who are flying a chartered jet to Japan, booked for the contestants in the Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant. Bad luck is following them and the pilots crash-land on a deserted island, where they struggle to find a way to ferry themselves and the glamour girls back to civilization. However, things on the island are hardly as quiet as they might imagine, as they soon discover its home to a gigantic half-pig, half-dinosaur; a tribe of intelligent ape people; and the remnants of Noah's Ark. As Powers and Saunders plot their next moves, they are recruited for an unusual mission by Special Agent MJ (Michael Jackson), who appears as a giant light in the sky. By the way, that really is Michael Jackson the pop singer appearing in a cameo role; other guest stars include Stuart Pankin, Evan Marriott, and Colleen Shannon.
Action & Adventure , Comedy , Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Eric Roberts
as Maximus Powers
Charlie Schlatter
as Mike Saunders
Bob Denver
as Gilligan
Bernie Kopell
as Officer
Michael Jackson
as Agent M.J.
Evan Marriott
as Joe Millionaire
Jennifer Amy
as Miss Florida
Popi Ardissone
as Miss Nebraska
Kate Clarke
as Miss Iowa
Tamara Hambly
as Miss Rhode Island
Allie Moss
as Miss Nevada
Peechee Neric
as Miss Vermont
Jerry Lewis
as Plane Passenger
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Critic Reviews for Miss Castaway and the Island Girls

All Critics (3)

It's fish in a barrel. Just trust me when I warn you never to rent, buy, or even discuss this mindless cinematic abomination.

Full Review… | August 5, 2005

It is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences of my life.

Full Review… | July 25, 2005
Hollywood Bitchslap

This is a complete and utter disaster all around, one that should be avoided at all costs...

Full Review… | July 24, 2005
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Audience Reviews for Miss Castaway and the Island Girls

Preposterously stupid movie, a take off of dozens of films from Star Wars, to Lord of the Rings and The Hulk, as well as Castaway, Planet of the Apes and Airplane!. Hardly ever funny, very very stupid humor. Dumb dumb dumb.

James Higgins
James Higgins

this movie could have been good. it was funny sometimes but it could have been funnier. it was kind of boring. it was straight to dvd for a reason.

Lisa Shaw
Lisa Shaw

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