Miss Castaway and the Island Girls (2004)

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In this frantic satiric comedy, Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) are a pair of airline pilots who are flying a chartered jet to Japan, booked for the contestants in the Miss Galaxy Beauty Pageant. Bad luck is following them and the pilots crash-land on a deserted island, where they struggle to find a way to ferry themselves and the glamour girls back to civilization. However, things on the island are hardly as quiet as they might imagine, as they soon discover its home to a gigantic half-pig, half-dinosaur; a tribe of intelligent ape people; and the remnants of Noah's Ark. As Powers and Saunders plot their next moves, they are recruited for an unusual mission by Special Agent MJ (Michael Jackson), who appears as a giant light in the sky. By the way, that really is Michael Jackson the pop singer appearing in a cameo role; other guest stars include Stuart Pankin, Evan Marriott, and Colleen Shannon.

Cast

Eric Roberts
as Maximus Powers
Charlie Schlatter
as Mike Saunders
Bob Denver
as Gilligan
Bernie Kopell
as Officer
Stuart Pankin
Joyce Giraud
as Julie
Michael Jackson
as Agent M.J.
Colleen Shannon
Evan Marriott
as Joe Millionaire
Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita
as Mr. Yogi
Jennifer Amy
as Miss Florida
Popi Ardissone
as Miss Nebraska
Kate Clarke
as Miss Iowa
Tamara Hambly
as Miss Rhode Island
Allie Moss
as Miss Nevada
Peechee Neric
as Miss Vermont
Jerry Lewis
as Plane Passenger
Lou Ferrigno
Anna Nicole Smith
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Critic Reviews for Miss Castaway and the Island Girls

All Critics (3)

It's fish in a barrel. Just trust me when I warn you never to rent, buy, or even discuss this mindless cinematic abomination.

Aug 5, 2005 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
DVDTalk.com

It is one of the most excruciating cinematic experiences of my life.

Jul 25, 2005 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
Hollywood Bitchslap

This is a complete and utter disaster all around, one that should be avoided at all costs...

Jul 24, 2005 | Rating: 0/4 | Full Review…
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