Modern Vampires

1998

Modern Vampires

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Movie Info

A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.

Cast

Rod Steiger
as Dr. Van Helsing
Casper Van Dien
as Dallas
Robert Pastorelli
as The Count
Udo Kier
as Vincent
Natasha Lyonne
as Rachel
Natalya Andreichenko
as Panthea
Gabriel Casseus
as Time Bomb
Craig Ferguson
as Richard
Flex Alexander
as Trigger
Victor Togunde
as Sodapop
Natasha Gregson Wagner
as Nico
Kim Cattrall
as Ulrika
Cedric Ferrell
as Li'l Monster
Brent Briscoe
as George, Nico's Stepfather
Conchata Ferrell
as Wanda, Nico's Mother
John Fleck
as Trick
Stephen Porter
as Harold
John Asikiwi
as Pimp
Boris Krutonog
as Concierge
Marco Kosschneider
as Hans
Peter Lucas
as Count Dracula's Henchman
Ellia Thompson
as Count Dracula's Girlfriend
Roberta Hanley
as Saleswoman
Robert Peters
as Cop No.1
Rick Cramer
as Cop No.2
John Sencio
as Alan
Louis Elfman
as Huffer
Keenan Ratowski
as Huffer
Brad Joseph Dubin
as Huffer
Dimitri Schell
as Huffer
Richard Elfman
as Cop With Doughnut
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Audience Reviews for Modern Vampires

  • Jun 06, 2006
    Good fun film that never for a second takes itself seriously. Bonus half star for Rod Steiger's absolutely hilarious performance as Prof. Van Helsing and his homeboy gang.
    J H Super Reviewer
  • Apr 29, 2006
    You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectable amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!
    Rachel T Super Reviewer
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