Modern Vampires


Modern Vampires

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Total Count: 10


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A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.


Rod Steiger
as Dr. Van Helsing
Udo Kier
as Vincent
Gabriel Casseus
as Time Bomb
Cedric Ferrell
as Li'l Monster
Brent Briscoe
as George, Nico's Stepfather
Conchata Ferrell
as Wanda, Nico's Mother
Boris Krutonog
as Concierge
Peter Lucas
as Count Dracula's Henchman
Ellia Thompson
as Count Dracula's Girlfriend
Roberta Hanley
as Saleswoman
Robert Peters
as Cop No.1
Rick Cramer
as Cop No.2
Richard Elfman
as Cop With Doughnut
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Critic Reviews for Modern Vampires

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (1)

Audience Reviews for Modern Vampires

  • Jun 06, 2006
    Good fun film that never for a second takes itself seriously. Bonus half star for Rod Steiger's absolutely hilarious performance as Prof. Van Helsing and his homeboy gang.
    J H Super Reviewer
  • Apr 29, 2006
    You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectable amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!
    Rachel T Super Reviewer

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