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Movie Info

A vampire hunter (Rod Steiger) hires a Los Angeles gang to help him stalk and destroy the undead (Casper Van Dien, Natasha Wagner).
  • Rating:
    R
  • Genre:
    horror
  • Original Language:
    English
  • Director:
    Richard Elfman
  • Producer:
    Chris Hanley, Brad Wyman
  • Writer:
    Matthew Bright
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  • Production Co:
    Muse Productions, Storm Entertainment, MUSE/Wyman

Cast & Crew

Casper Van Dien
Dallas
Natasha Wagner
Nico
Rod Steiger
Dr. Frederick Van Helsing
Udo Kier
Vincent
Kim Cattrall
Ulrike
Natasha Lyonne
Rachel
Robert Pastorelli
The Count
Flex
Trigger
Natasha Andrejchenko
Panthia
Gabriel Casseus
Time Bomb
Richard Elfman
Director
Matthew Bright
Screenwriter
Chris Hanley
Producer
Brad Wyman
Producer
H. Michael Heuser
Executive Producer
Robin Brown
Cinematographer
Larry Bock
Film Editor
Michael Wandmacher
Original Music
Robyn Costa
Production Design
Peter Kanter
Art Director
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Audience Reviews for Modern Vampires

  • Jun 06, 2006
    Good fun film that never for a second takes itself seriously. Bonus half star for Rod Steiger's absolutely hilarious performance as Prof. Van Helsing and his homeboy gang.
    J H Super Reviewer
  • Apr 29, 2006
    You've got to see this one! "Modern Vampires" is a delightful horror-comedy. TV's Craig Ferguson is one of the vamps - priceless! I thoroughly enjoyed Casper Van Dien's performance as Dallas; he fit the film well. Like any quality vampire movie, this one offers a respectable amount of blood and nudity. Yeah! Overall, a laid-back, fun movie chock full of laughs!
    Rachel T Super Reviewer
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