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Monster House Quotes

  • Mom: We'll be back tomorrow night. Oh. If anything happens, call the police and hide in your closet.
    Dad: He knows that.


  • Chowder: (DJ opens lock, to secret room in basement) We have a pin pon table in our basement
    Chowder: [DJ opens lock, to secret room in basement] We have a ping pong table in our basement.


  • Chowder: Try to be cool and calm like me (actidantly turns on bulldozer they are in, carzing him to childlessly freak out)
    Chowder: Try to be cool and calm like me. [actidantly turns on bulldozer they are in, causing him to freak out]


  • Officer Landers: I'll get back up!
    Officer Lister: I thought there was no backup!
    Officer Landers: I'm getting Judy! (gets grabbed by house and starts getting dragged into it) JUDDDDYYY!
    Officer Landers: I'm getting Judy! [gets grabbed by house and starts getting dragged into it] JUDDDDYYY!


  • Chowder: I spent 32 dollars for that ball, I mowed the lawn, and bagged my mom for a raise 28 times... I never worked that hard in my life
    Chowder: I spent 32 dollars for that ball, I mowed the lawn, and bagged my mom for a raise 28 times... I never worked that hard in my life.


  • Jenny: If that's the mouth, and that's the mouth, then that must be ublia
    Jenny: If that's the mouth, and that's the mouth, then that must be ublia .
    Chowder: Oh so it's a girl house
    Chowder: Oh so it's a girl house.
    Jenny: What?... No it simulates the gag reflects, everyone has a ublia
    Jenny: What? No it simulates the gag reflects, everyone has a ublia.
    Chowder: Not me
    Chowder: Not me.


  • Chowder: [Pretending to speak on phone when Jenny enters the room.] Well kiss my hairy butt dad! Hey DJ, you got any beer?
    Chowder: [pretending to speak on phone when Jenny enters the room] Well kiss my hairy butt dad! Hey DJ, you got any beer?


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