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Monsters, Inc. Quotes

  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": She can't stay in here. This is the men's room.
    Mike Wazowski: ...That is the weirdest thing you've ever said.
    Mike Wazowski: That is the weirdest thing you've ever said.


  • Randall Boggs: If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds I will personally put you through the shredder!
    Fungus: Ahhhhhhh!


  • Mike Wazowski: What can I say? The camera loves me!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": You know, I don't think she's all that dangerous.
    Mike Wazowski: Yeah, we can keep her. I've always wanted a pet.... THAT COULD KILL ME!
    Mike Wazowski: Yeah, we can keep her. I've always wanted a pet that could kill me!


  • Celia: Go get him googly bear!


  • Mike Wazowski: Whew! You got any deoderant I can borrow?
    Mike Wazowski: Whew! You got any deodorant I can borrow?
    Mike Wazowski: Whew! You got any odorant I can borrow?
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Yeah. I've got "Smelly Garbage" and "Old Dumpster".
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Yeah. I've got 'Smelly Garbage' and 'Old Dumpster'.


  • Additional Voice: What's your name?
    Boo: Mike Wazowski!


  • Yeti: Abominable! That's what they called me! Don't you think thats a little harsh? I mean, how about the Adorable Snowman?


  • Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
    Mike Wazowski: Oh, she's nuts!


  • Mike Wazowski: Scary monsters do not have plaque!


  • Mike Wazowski: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
    Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
    Mike Wazowski: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
    Roz: The office is now closed. [Closes window on Mike's hands.]
    Roz: The office is now closed. [closes window on Mike's hands.]
    Mike Wazowski: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


  • Mike Wazowski: You played dodgeball? I loved dodgeball! Of course, I was the ball.


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Ready or not, here I come!


  • Boo: Mike Waszowski!


  • Mike Wazowski: Roz, your looking wonderful today is that a new haircut?


  • Henry J. Waternoose: We scare because we care.


  • Mike Wazowski: Go ahead, go grow up.


  • Roz: This office is now closed.


  • Roz: This office is now closed.


  • Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always!
    Mike Wazowski: Ohh, she's nuts.


  • Boo: Kitty!


  • Mike Wazowski: [Referring to Roz] Ooh, she's nuts.


  • Mike Wazowski: Hurry up, hurry up!


  • Celia: Ugh!


  • Celia: Go get him, Googly Bear.


  • Boo: [Baby talk]
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": That's right, Boo! You did it! You beat him!
    Boo: [Blows raspberry at Randall]


  • Mike Wazowski: [Referring to Randall, whom they have banished] And he's outta here!


  • Randall Boggs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


  • Randall Boggs: [Gulps]


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": [To Randall] She's not scared of you anymore.
    Boo: RAAARR!
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": [Smiling at Randall] Looks like you're out of a job.


  • Randall Boggs: [Confronting Sulley and about to push him off the edge of Boo's door] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste! You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry; I'll take good care of the kid! [Smiles evilly]


  • Randall Boggs: Nice workin' with ya!


  • Randall Boggs: Ha ha!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": [Growling playfully] I'm gettin' warmer! Any second now! [Deep voice] Fee fi fo!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Ready or not, here I come!


  • Mike Wazowski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!


  • Mike Wazowski: Ta-da!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": It's scarin' time!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": ROAR!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Grrrrr!


  • Henry J. Waternoose: Of course, M.I. is prepared for the future.


  • Henry J. Waternoose: Monsters, Inc. is DEAD!


  • Henry J. Waternoose: [To the CDA, who have turned on him] What are you doing? Take your hands off me! You can't arrest me! [To Sulley] I hope you're happy, Sullivan! You've destroyed this company! Monsters, Inc. is dead! Where will everyone get their screams now?! The energy crisis will only get worse... BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
    Henry J. Waternoose: [to the CDA, who have turned on him] What are you doing? Take your hands off me! You can't arrest me! [to Sulley] I hope you're happy, Sullivan! You've destroyed this company! Monsters, Inc. is dead! Where will everyone get their screams now?! The energy crisis will only get worse... BECAUSE OF YOU!


  • Mike Wazowski: Get up, Sulley!


  • Mike Wazowski: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley.


  • Needleman/Smitty: Needleman: So I said, If you talk to me like that again, we're through.
    Needleman/Smitty: So I said, If you talk to me like that again, we're through.
    Needleman/Smitty: Smitty: Oh! What did she say?
    Needleman/Smitty: Oh! What did she say?
    Needleman/Smitty: Needleman: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
    Needleman/Smitty: You know my mom. She sent me to my room.


  • Boo: Kitty!!
    Boo: Kitty!


  • Celia: You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski!?
    Boo: Mike Wazowski!
    Celia: *gasps*
    Mike Wazowski: I love you schmooksie poo!


  • Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": What have I done? This could ruin the company.
    Mike Wazowski: Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly] I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
    Mike Wazowski: Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly] I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!


  • Roz: Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Boo?
    Boo: Kitty!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": There's something else..
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": There's something else.
    Mike Wazowski: what?
    Mike Wazowski: What?
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": ook lay in the ag bay..
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look lay in the ag bay.
    Mike Wazowski: WHAT!?
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look in the bag..
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look in the bag.


  • Mike Wazowski: One time there was someone asking me who was most beautiful monster in the whole monstrocity, you what I said?
    Celia: what did you said?
    Celia: What did you said?
    Mike Wazowski: I said.... SULLY!
    Mike Wazowski: I said... SULLY!


  • Henry J. Waternoose: Kids these days.They just don't get scared like they used to.
    Henry J. Waternoose: Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?


  • Mike Wazowski: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.


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