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  • Young Mike: I found a nickel! Sure wish I had pockets.


  • Terry: Hi. I'm Terry with a Y...
    Terri: And I'm Terri with an I! I'm a dance major!
    Terry: And I'm not.


  • Squishy: My names Scott Squibbles, my friends call me Squishy.
    Squishy: My names Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy.


  • Squishy: Good luck girls.
    PNK Carrie: Thanks! Were gonna rip you to peices.
    PNK Carrie: Thanks! Were gonna rip you to pieces.


  • Young Mike: How do I become a scarer?


  • Art: yeah I wanna touch them!
    Art: Yeah, I wanna touch them!


  • Mike: We can't just get a new team! I checked this morning it's against the rules.


  • Dean Hardscrabble: Mr. Sullivan, I am a 7 year-old girl...
    Sullivan: (roars)
    Dean Hardscrabble: I wasn't finished. I you were to know that that 7 year-old was afraid of snakes, a mere roar would not make her scream, it would make her cry, thus alerting her parents of the existence of our world, which would lead to utter destruction. And we wouldn't want that, would we Mr. Sullivan? I thereby suggest that you would not continue with us in the Scaring Program.
    Sullivan: But, I'm a Sullivan.
    Dean Hardscrabble: Well, then I'm sure your family would be very disappointed.


  • Dean Hardscrabble: You did what?!
    Sullivan: Mike had nothing to do with it, it's just...I cheated.
    Dean Hardscrabble: I want you off this campus by tomorrow morning!
    Sullivan: Yes, ma'am.
    Dean Hardscrabble: You are a DISGRACE to this university, and to your family!


  • Terri: He's like a mountain! with fur!
    Terri: He's like a mountain! With fur!
    Sullivan: Oh come on, I don't even work out.


  • Randy: I can tell we're gonna be the best chums, Mike!


  • Squishy: Start the car!
    Ms. Squibbles: Seatbelts!
    Squishy: Ok, now go!
    Ms. Squibbles: Does anyone want gum?
    Squishy: JUST DRIVE!
    Squishy: Just drive!


  • Dean Hardscrabble: You're just not scary.


  • Randy: That's the last time I loose to you, Sullivan.
    Randy: That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.


  • Art: I can't go back to jail!


  • Young Mike: How do I become a scarer?


  • Art: I have an extra toe not with me of course
    Art: I have an extra toe. Not with me of course.


  • Randy: Hi, i'm Randall Boggs, and i know we'll be besties.


  • Terri: I'm a Dance Major !
    Terri: I'm a Dance Major!
    Terry: And i'm not
    Terry: And I'm not.


  • Sullivan: Your not even in the same league as me
    Sullivan: You're not even in the same league as me.


  • Chet: Roar Omega Roar
    Chet: Roar, Omega, roar.


  • Mike: My homework ate my dog
    Mike: My homework ate my dog.


  • Mike: Class President?"
    Mike: Class president?


  • Mike: My pony made the Dean's List
    Mike: My pony made the Dean's List.


  • PNK Carrie: We're gonna rip you to pieces.


  • Dean Hardscrabble: I wish the best of luck for you too
    Dean Hardscrabble: I wish the best of luck for you two.


  • Dean Hardscrabble: I monsters scare, is the true measure of a monster
    Dean Hardscrabble: I monsters scare, is the true measure of a monster.


  • Slug: Oh man, i'm late again!


  • Randy: Sullivan, i'll never let you beat me ever again!


  • Squishy: I've never stayed up this late in my life!


  • Squishy: Wow, a butterfly
    Squishy: Wow, a butterfly!


  • Professor Knight: Glad to have you back Sullivan
    Professor Knight: Glad to have you back Sullivan.


  • Sullivan: Your not even in the same league as me!


  • Randy: Hi, i'm Randall Boggs, and i know we'll be besties
    Randy: Hi, i'm Randall Boggs, and i know we'll be besties.


  • Terri: 5, 6, 7, 8 turn, turn
    Terri: 5, 6, 7, 8 turn, turn.
    Terry: I never agreed to do that
    Terry: I never agreed to do that.


  • Terry: Hi, i'm Terry with a Y
    Terry: Hi, I'm Terry with a Y.
    Terri: And i'm Terri with an I
    Terri: And I'm Terri with an I.


  • Art: You Wanna dream journal?
    Art: You wanna dream journal?


  • Terri: I'm a dance major!
    Terry: And I'm not!


  • Mike: Yes you can. Stop being a Sullivan and start being you!


  • Dean Hardscrabble: You two did something no student had over done before, you surprised me.


  • Art: Out of all the sewage tunnels in this place, this one has always been my favorite.
    Terry: You've been here before, Art?
    Art: I have a life outside the house you know!


  • Don: Want to join Oozma Kappa?
    Squishy: We've got cake.


  • Frank McCay: Believe me, you don't want to touch this bad boy!
    Art: I want to touch it.


  • Mike: How do I become a scarer?


  • Don: Just think of us as brothers that share the same mom/wife! Wait, that's worse...
    Don: Just think of us as brothers that share the same mom wife! Wait, that's worse.


  • Art: I wanna touch it!


  • Slug: Oh, no! In my first day I will not arrive late.


  • Mike: (dreaming while kissing Sullivan's hand) I know you're a princess and I'm a lowly stable boy.
    Mike: I know you're a princess and I'm a lowly stable boy.


  • Art: I can't go back to jail!


  • Art: I can't go back to jail!


  • Dean Hardscrabble: Don't go in there!


  • Scott "Squishy" Squibbles: I can't wait to start scaring with you, brothers!


  • Mike Wazowski: My hat!
    James P. Sullivan "Sully": My pig!


  • Mike Wazowski: I'm going to scare circles around you this year.


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": Hehehe, that was awesome!


  • Mike Wazowski: I'm a collage student!
    Mike Wazowski: I'm a college student!
    Randy: I'm officially a college student!
    Randy: I'm officially a college student!


  • James P. Sullivan "Sully": I love college!


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