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  • General W.R. Monger: Wait! Don't press that button!
    The President: Why?
    General W.R. Monger: It will send out all of are nucular weapons!
    The President: Then what button gives me a latte.
    General W.R. Monger: That would be the one on the left.
    The President: What idiot designed this!
    General W.R. Monger: You did sir.
    The President: Okay, than go fire some one!


  • The President: Can someone put me on code brown because I need to change my pants!


  • The Missing Link: Don't scare Insectosaurous, he's going to pee himself, then we all going to be in trouble!


  • Susan Murphy/Ginormica: I can't fight that thing! I never... I can't even... [gasping] I'm hyperventilating... Does anybody have a giant paper bag?


  • Katie: B.O.B.: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?
    B.O.B.: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?


  • Derek Dietl: Wow, you're...glowing....
    Susan Murphy/Ginormica: Thank You!
    Derek Dietl: No Susan, you're like really glowing...YOU'RE GREEN!
    Susan Murphy/Ginormica: (looks at hand)
    Susan Murphy/Ginormica: [looks at hand]
    Susan Murphy/Ginormica: (GASP) Oh No! (GROAN) Derek!
    Susan Murphy/Ginormica: [GASP] Oh No! [GROAN] Derek!


  • Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [To Susan Murphy (now Ginormica)] As you can see,..he has no brain.
    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [to Susan Murphy (now Ginormica)] As you can see...he has no brain.
    B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one!


  • The Missing Link: It won't budge.


  • Wendy Murphy: Did they.... EXPERIMENT on you?


  • B.O.B.: Wait, is it the whole "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?!?!?!
    B.O.B.: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?


  • The President: I am a brave president!


  • News Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.


  • Galaxhar: Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.


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