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  • Pontius Pilate: "Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!!!"
    Pontius Pilate: Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!


  • Mrs. Gregory: Oh! It's blessed are the meek! I'm glad they're getting something, they had a hell of a time...


  • Brian Called Brian: Hello, Mother.
    Mandy: Don't you "hello mother" me! What're all those people doing out there? C'mon, what've you been up to, my lad?
    Mandy: Don't you 'hello mother' me! What're all those people doing out there? C'mon, what've you been up to, my lad?
    Brian Called Brian: I think they must've popped by, or something.
    Mandy: Popped by? Swarmed by, more like! There's a multitude out there!


  • Person: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers."
    Person: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
    Mrs. Gregory: What's so special about the cheesemakers?
    Man: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.


  • Centurion: Well, it's a joke sir, like Sillius Soddus or Biggus Dickus, Sir.
    Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
    Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, Sir.


  • Brian Called Brian: Alright, I AM the messiah! Now, FUCK OFF!


  • Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called. She's called incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks.


  • Pontius Pilate: Welease Woger!


  • Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!


  • Stan: Alright, that's it! No more briefing! From now on, we take action!
    Judith: (breaking into the room) Brian's been caught! They're going to nail him up!
    Judith: [breaking into the room] Brian's been caught! They're going to nail him up!
    Stan: Right! This calls for immediate discussion!


  • Revolutionary/Masked Commando: Suicide squad... ATTACK!!! (whole group does hara-kiri) that'll show 'em, eh? (dies)
    Revolutionary/Masked Commando: Suicide squad... ATTACK! [whole group does hara-kiri] that'll show 'em, eh? [dies]
    Brian Called Brian: You silly sods...


  • Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?


  • Man: Charity for an ex-lepor?


  • Mr. Cheeky: Oi, I think he just said bless be all the bignoses!
    Big Nose: Alright, you say that ONCE more, and I'll punch you in the face!
    Mrs. Big Nose: Oh, leave him alone! And don't pick your nose!
    Big Nose: I wasn't picking it, I was scratching it!


  • Centurion: Brian, "you don't need to fallow me, you don't need to fallow anybody."
    Brian Called Brian: You don't need to fallow me, you don't need to fallow anybody.


  • Centurion: You don't need to fallow me, you don't need to fallow anybody,


  • Mandy: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!


  • Man: Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
    Man: Always look on the bright side of life.


  • Brian Called Brian: You don't need to follow me! You don't need to follow anybody! You got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals! You're all different!
    Man: I'm not...


  • Big Nose: God bless it of the cheesemakers!
    Big Nose: Blessed are the cheesemakers!


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