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  • Max: Can we have your liver then?
    Mrs. Brown: Yeah, all right. You talked me into it.


  • Young Man: I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night...
    Young Man: I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night.
    Creosotish Man: Shut up!
    Young Man: D'Accord.


  • Young Man: Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but....Well, fuck you! I can live my life in my own way if I want to. Fuck off!


  • Mrs. Brown: [walks in the room and sees two doctors disembowling her husband] What's going on?
    Max: [the first doctor] He's donating his liver, madame.
    Donor: GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
    Mrs. Brown: Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?
    Max: Yes, you're right, madame.
    Mrs. Brown: Typical of the man. He goes down to the public library, sees a few side-up, comes home all full of 'good intentions'. He gives blood, does cold reserch, all that sort of thing.
    Donor: BLAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!! AUUUGGHHHH!!!! HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    Mrs. Brown: What do you do with them all, anyway?
    Howard: [the second doctor] Oh, all go to saving lives, madame.
    Mrs. Brown: That's what he used to say. 'It's ALL for the good of the country' he used to say.
    Donor: AHCK!!! AHCK!!! BLAAAAAUUGGHHHHHA!!!!
    Mrs. Brown: Do you think it's all for the good of the country?
    Max: Hm?
    Max: Well, I wouldn't know about that, madame. We're just doing our jobs.
    Mrs. Brown: ... You're not doctors, then?
    Max: Oh, blimey no. [both doctors laugh]


  • Donor: (hears a ring at the door) Don't worry dear. I'll get it. (opens door) Yes?
    Donor: [hears a ring at the door] Don't worry dear. I'll get it. [opens door] Yes?
    Max: (the first doctor) Hello, can we have your liver?
    Max: [the first doctor] Hello, can we have your liver?
    Donor: What?
    Max: Your liver. It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen.
    Donor: ...
    Max: You know, it's reddish-brown, sort of, um...
    Donor: Yeah, yeah, I know what it is, but, um... I'm using it.
    Howard: (the second doctor) *sigh* Come on sir, don't mug us about. (pulls card out of donor's shirt)
    Howard: [the second doctor] *sigh* Come on sir, don't mug us about. [pulls card out of donor's shirt]
    Max: What's this, then?
    Donor: A liver donor's card...
    Max: Need we say more?
    Donor: Now listen, I can't give it to you now! It says 'in the event of death'!
    Max: (pushes donor on the table) Nobody's ever taken out their liver for US to survive.
    Max: [pushes donor on the table] Nobody's ever taken out their liver for US to survive.
    Howard: Don't worry, this is only gonna take a minute. (drives knife into donor's stomach)
    Donor: GAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! HAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!! GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
    Donor: GAAAHHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHH! HAWHAWHAWHAW! GAAAAHHHHHH!


  • Young Man: (the maître d') Oh dear. I have trodded in monsieur's bucket.
    Young Man: Oh dear. I have trodded in monsieur's bucket.


  • Fourth Fish: Oh sh*t, it's Mr. Creosote!
    Second Fish Grim: Hide!


  • Young Man: (the maître d') Ah, good afternoon, sir, how are you today?
    Young Man: Ah, good afternoon, sir, how are you today?
    Creosotish Man: Better.
    Young Man: Better?
    Creosotish Man: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.


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